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[challenge entry] nobody else.....no......okay

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(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I thought about doing a tony hart meme montage
with this, sturdy girl, dick beattie, et al.

Ultimately I couldn't be arsed.

This is very well done by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# sturdy girl?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Dont get excited
Image Hosted by b3takit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# that's like waving a red flag infront of a bull
or a bag of £1 frozen breaded drumsticks infront of kerry katona.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that's her? when did she get memed?
and theres nothing wrong with her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Like, forever dude
I dunno really. Ask somebody more old-school
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Longer than I've been here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# many, many years ago
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/sturdygirl.asp
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# \o/
I haven't seen her in ages.



I'll soon be able to say that about my feet, I can't stop eating today. I've had biscuits and two sandwiches and I'm still starving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# seriously what is wrong with her?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Who said there was?
Sturdy's not a bad thing at all. I'm sturdy and anybody who tells me that's a bad thing'd probably be better off telling me where I can't crush their skull with my thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i would take that as a prefered manner of death.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# .....you can crush skulls with your thighs?
edit: death by snoo-snoo, that's what it reminded me of!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *considers*
I don't know, possibly. I've got very strong thighs. all that rugby and horse riding and hockey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Nothing at all.
She's superb.

I did a folk song in her honour about 4 years ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# um then why is she called sturdy girl?
it's usually a term for a fat slag.

and i checked b3takit to see if you were pisstaking with some random image off google, but it appears not.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It's sturdy girl
WE ARE NOT CHANGING THE INTERNETS JUST FOR YOU, LIKE IT OR LUMP IT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# im not asking you to change :S im just asking why.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# THERE IS NO WHY
ONLY STURY GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ok. sorry i asked.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# THERE IS NO SORRY
ONLY STURDY GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY STURDY GIRL!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# That's
a ridiculous thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# arses.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# "Sturdy Girl"
round these parts is not necessarily a derogatory term.
If you were to need someone in a mountain-based emergency scenario, Sturdy Girl is the Girl you'd turn to.
She's guaranteed waterproof and fireproof and stable in conditions up to gale force 9.
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/sturdygirl.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ok fair enough.
ed: that song is great :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Round these parts we call fat slags
fat slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ^
Is everyone too pussy down there, kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# if there was too much pussy going around do you think i'd be here at 11pm on the start of the weekend*
*ah the life of a student
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# 11pm at the start of the weekend
is a bad time to be outside. It'll be all pissed pathetic people covered in vomit and their greasy girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# instead, im inside, totally sober, and quite satisified
that i have got an asymptotic result for an ode.

yeah
go me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Round here
the pissed pathetic puking people ARE the girlfriends.
The blokes are all too busy squaring up to each other and looking right hard and that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# It's nice being a girl
as you can get in the middle of men fighting and grab them both by an ear or a nostril.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# If you're ever unfortunate enough
to find yourself in Dewsbury, I recommend avoiding this tactic. Just leave the hopeless cunts to it, and get the next train out.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# that was only when I worked in a pub
Dewsbury? Yeah, I've heard it's a bit rough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Most of it
is just the usual posturing. I'm sure a well-organized circle-jerk would sort most things out much more easily.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# No it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# that's the context in which i've heard it used. kindof rude, sarcastic 'diplomacy.'
i can think of a bunch of other terms as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Every time some cunt's called me overweight
they've just come right out and been blunt with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# can't say i've ever called any woman a fat slag
done it to one of my mates, but only after he called me a hairy chump.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Oh I've been called some names in my time
Usually unwarranted, and usually by little gits with vastly overinflated ideas of their own self worth and/or attractiveness.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# name calling isn't my style. if i wanna piss someone off i argue with them
then it's up to them whether they get pissed off or not.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I don't mind either way, to be honest.
Luckily for me my own opinion of myself isn't based on the opinion of others, so I couldn't give a tinker's toss if people are a fan of me or not. I've got mates, I'm not desperate for more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# This is the best response I've ever had
from posting an unshopped image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# good ol' sturdy girl! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Very sturdy....
And a girl
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
tar very much.....now i must eat! good afterlunch b3ta
(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# i did something a good while back


can't find the cfb actually see what's there version
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# smug!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Here's a wagon I can jump on...

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# :)

i dont remember who did the original purple thing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# He / She / It is lovely
Never seen it before though...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# top man
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
#


and a bit of

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# He really is insufferably smug.
Pinchy faced, pursed lipped bastard.

Nice duck though. "Who you callin' thhhmug?"
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I would like another....
croithththththththththththththant pleathe
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# WHO IS THIS MAN?
its been bothering me for fucking ages and I've put it off for this long to avoid looking like a silly cunt when someone tells me and I say "oh yeah"... But someone just fucking tell me I ca'nt take it anymore, JUST TELL MEEE!!!
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# No one knows
I dream of the day we'll find out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# has anyone done him as nick berry in heartbeat?
i'm not gonna do it cos its pap
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)