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[challenge entry] Tony Hartadder

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(iamgoingtohell, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# So Mr Darling, does having Alistair as a brother hinder you in any way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oh, it's a scythe...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Well in that case, YOU are a fornicating babboon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I said "pardon", not "hit me over the head"
Many apal-ogeys for ze incon-weenience
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# And it's so wonderfully framed, don't you think?
Which is ironic, really ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# The (baby eating) Bishop of Bath & Wells visited my school (c.1992)
He didn't bring a hot poker
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# you've almost made Atkinson look handsome.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# He is in S2 and 3 of Blackadder, although 3 is to a lesser extent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# In season 2 I'd fuck him
and Johnny Depp in Pirates.

I'm not Gay though. I just appreciate sexyness, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i refer you to my sig......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# But the more pressing question is...
would you suck the world to save your cock?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Would you fuck your Dad to save your Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Yes but let's be honest,
I'd have to thumb a soft one in.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# G-AAANGGGG
*jaw drops*

that is possibly the most odd/true/sick/hilarious* things i have ever heard/read on b3ta.........

it's changed my life....


*delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 'I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs. In a bag.'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Well done
a much more relevant quote than I managed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)