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[challenge entry] I far prefer the foxes in boxes compo.
All politicians are lying, self-serving scum who only seek positions of power for their own gain and nothing else, so there's no point in doing them. So have a bat in a hat




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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
But what if this is the compo next week, and it'll be this week all over again :O


edit: hahahaha look at his cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Then
By driving very fast towards the town hall in an old car ...

I shall reverse time!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# does this work with any old car?
would, for example, I be able to go back to the stone age in a Morris Minor 1000?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Morris only calibrated Minors to Casaer II
You'd need a VW Beetle for the Stone Age, then change at 1376.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# that might do
... also - I don't have a flux capacitor, but I DO have a flushed ass_hat_sitter... will this work?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Of course
You'll just need to tweak the stinking valve to about 40 over 7 and then run your hand over it while singing "Ooooooohhh ... " in a sort of camp Rocky manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# OH NOES!
it went wrong and now I'm in some sort of hilarious mixup through time...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# But we can't, can we?!
If you haven't but they thought you did, it means he'll be here RIGHT NOW with it!

*comedy pianos*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# A Morris Minor 1000
can do whatever the bloody hell it wants in my opinion. *Drools*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# gird your loins
it's ivory white and is also a SOFT TOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# NUH-UH!!
I'm having such visions I don't even know what to type. Please accept this small piece of dance:
There.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# COR LUMMIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Does it land on a mat, and sit by a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# You're a rotter, you are
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *rotts*
i really should stop one wording you. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Yes
when you one-word someone you're one-wording everyone they've one-worded with :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# No, but his name is Pat and he's got a pet rat that he feeds from a vat
With spoonfuls of fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Fancy that!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# not really
a vat full of fat sounds rather off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Compo it!
We want elephant anarchy!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *anarchys*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha. This!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Pfft!
Has this been posted here yet?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1872523.ece

:S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# best comment:
www.thesun.co.uk/mysun/comment/view.page?storyId=1872523&submissionId=518842&nav=jump&pageNo=1

perfect stereotype of a scum reader. illiterate to the point of not even trying
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Can someone translate that for me?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 'mnnnnnng'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i think it says
"I've not read this article or any of the ones that it is linked to, but I'm outraged at the outrage shown by old duffers who've not heard the phone call made. Now I'm off the pub where me and my mates will make cock jokes all night with no homoerotic overtones whatsoever. I'm straight, I must be, I'm married and that!"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a cracking comment :D

You've obviously got some kind of Mary Whitehouse complex if you don't understand it! Get back to your knitting Grandma ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I don't know what you mean!
*hides knitting needles in some passing sun reader*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# im so ashamed,
i come from lancashire
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# are you 36?
do you have problems with the length of your penis?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Squeezing the last out of the flannel then.
It's pissing me off quite alot how the complaints goes up every time a new story is written, people are just jumping on the bandwagon who ovbiously don't like brand or ross.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Have I started a revolution?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)