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(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# He has a Bruce Forsythe chin thing going on..
good game good game..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The best thing about Nik Naks is they look like ...
This is bloody great and woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ...a thalidomide baby that's been through a blender.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# who did those animations?
I remember them originally being from a sketch show but i cant remember it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# No idea
though they did give me the slight fear
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# bill plympton
apparentley... god what did people do before the internets? Just stumble around in constant ignorance?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# haha ^^this^^
i swear i learnt nothing whilst at school, it's only since the advent of t'net that i now know it's possible for a man to stretch his sphincter by about 5 inches.

EDIT: oh yeah! and if you spray a lady with the right pheromones a dog'll fuck her.

EDIT2: oh yeah! and that getting two girls together with a seemingly harmless drinks container can cause lots of SEXYTIEM FUN!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Not to mention how sexy watching
lady boys getting done becomes with the right soundtrack!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# utterly......
*wanks*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha this has made me glee all over the floor.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *mops*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I hope you mopped it up afterwards young man...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Droog's on the case!!!
*too much coffee excitement*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Zoiks!
I read that as *too much coffee excrement*
nearly dropped my monocle, I did!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# jinkies
that too!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Good Droog
Carry on young man...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# :D A FRESH KIND OF MADNESS
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# This made me laugh...
However not as much as this headline made me laugh.

My favourite bit being the 'comedy' in inverted commas!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081795/Disgraced-Brands-bestiality-comedy-ahead-tonight-C4-despite-obscenity-storm.html
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I've followed that link and been chosen to take part in an online survey
What do we think b3ta? Do I tell the Mail what we think?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hell yeh
i'm on an online market research thing for radio and music television, and i had one a while ago for MTV2, every question ended with an "Any other comments?" box, into each one I wrote SACK THAT DICKHEAD ZANE LOWE
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm so fickle
... despite not liking him and thinking he's a bit of a tosser, I'm staring to feel for RB
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# In fairness, I think Ross was the ringleader
From what I've read, sounds as if Brand's taking the brunt of it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You can imagine Woss egging him on, can't you
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Woss did, from what I've seen
Frankly I think the beeb have better things to spend £18m on
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# As I said yesterday...
Watch 'Ponderland' tonight on Channel 4 - It's *superb*... As long as he sticks to stuff like
that, I'm dead happy for him to stick around on my tellybox.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ^this^
dunno if it's common knowledge but he's quit now.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# yeh
it broke last night.

straight out of mandy's book. he'll be working for them again within 6 months, on higher pay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'm not. If he'd have kept his mouth shut
and been a gentleman for once, none of this would have happened.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# very very true
... insincere apologies aside, I think I just feel a certain amount of sympathy for anyone who falls victim to the British red tops... although he's probably loving it and he'll make loads of money our of it.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# there is this, regardless of what th bbc do to him, he's gonna get a new job, with an even wider platform, more money and a great new scandal under his belt.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# If anything, this will probably help his career.
Loose cannons are always prized, aren't they? It could even be an extremely shrewd move.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# 8 months time he'll be joking about this
at some awards ceremony for people everyone says is funny.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# In Suburbian England
The Mail tells you what to think!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# :D
Quite so.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# good to see they've got their proof readers working overtime
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# i feel like complaining to them
"Dear Daily Mail, Whilst perusing your normally fine website I spotted a spelling mistake amongst the headlines in the Celebrity section. Please tell me you haven't sunk so low as to employ a Johnny Foreigner as a proof reader. After all, as you've been telling me for the past 50 years, all Johnny Foreigners are illiterate, unhygienic and coming over here taking our benefits. I feel something must be done or else I'll be storming your offices with my Grandchildren and a few of their colleagues.

Yours, Phil, Windsor"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# DO IT
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha
wut?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# you heard!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
Like 2 frogs that don't know how to get laid.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Arf!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)