Isn't it Wednesday yet?


From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 486 entries (closed)

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

If he wore tights while packing that calibre of wanton bellage,
I'd totally vote for him.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

pfff
"that calibre of wanton bellage" shall be used in conversation soon, i'll make sure of it!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

see below

( mr horrible, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

hahah, you can tell I've cracked the second beer.
;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

I personally can't wait for the third.

( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

euphamism?

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

Dysphemism, technically.
It's filthy own-brand lager.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

change to vodka
and show us the results!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

It's upsetting when I do.
Seriously. Quite upsetting.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

i like vodka
it doesn't upset me. it upsets my friends, especially when they have to pick e up off the floor and stuff my boobs back into my bra.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

Yeah, I've had that.
Btw, do you want your bra back or can I keep it?
( greedydave Keep me in the fridge, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

you can have it
it's an old one
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

Erm....
...Nevermind

(I likes vodka too)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

try it with cranberry juice
it's delicious!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

Have..
And do. I spent 6 of the hardest drinking years of my life in the US Navy.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

have you tried absinthe and pineapple?

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

Wouldn't remember...
If I did...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

make this your quote of the year

( mr horrible, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

Tell you what, if I die while on b3ta, you have permission to make it my epitaph.
:)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

If he wore tights *while packing that callibre of wanton bellage
He'd totally be alive now.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

great pic, sorry but i'd like to TJ
what do you think of this pic?
i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/JohnnyBoyBenson/flid.jpg
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

oh now that's wrong

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'm tempted to say it's a pretty 'armless link
but that's just wronger ;)
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

Tell me what it is, and I might click it.
I won't, because I'm too lazy, but my point stands.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

dickarms

( mr horrible, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

apart from that
do you find it funny?
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

Is this some kind of psychotic vox pop?
o_O
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

ermmm
i don't know what one of those is
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

you evil, evil person!
that made me laugh, which is so wrong.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

oh good
i thought i must be disturbed for finding it funny
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

it is funny, in a horrible way.
however, it's quite possible that you're still disturbed.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

i very probably am
as ive been looking at this, saw it on /links:

www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/
VERY VERY NSFW, AND NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACHED
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
she doesn't need help, she needs to be sectioned!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

she almost is in sections
:(
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

oh you are awful,
but i like you
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

eeewww

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

worryingly..
I'm almost in shock from look at it.. lol. and i was considering masturbating.. not a chance now..

*already cum etc... yawn.*
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

it's just nasty.

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

nods
and that's why I'm now inflicting it onto other people :D
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

just make sure you don't show it to people
when they've just eaten!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

holy fuck.
i lasted for so long then chunks where missing from where chunks shouldn't be missing. how that much body can be remived with out death ensuing I'm not sure.. and also to be in any fit state to take a picture... bah and humbug.. and now I'm out of beer. it's all gone wrong.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

now those pictures are in your head
you're going to need more than beer to get them out again, i recommend Balkan vodka
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

I've seen the bme pain olypics videos
and I've met mitch,

my brain is used to being tortured.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

*googles*
meh, not as bad as teh emo girl
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

No need to look.
No more cruel images needed, I have plenty.
( MadCatMan Lithium knackers my creativity, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

unfortunately
this might be here for the next 2 hours, unless you get posting!
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)

I have had that picure sent to me before..
i must admit it may of made me chuckle the first time.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

That is so wrong!
LOL!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

Fucking hell, man.

( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

HAHAHAH
I'm going to hell.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

yes
but most of us are anyway
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

Christoffy.
I'm going to hell for chortling at that.
( HairyTwatter is writing some def doodoo rhymes on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

Is it just me or is the internet broken?
Im getting no access to any site across the pond
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

Just loaded up CNN as a check,
working fine for me. :/
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

thats one I checked so its probably just me
thanks though
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

always helps.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

Meh, probably a sudden surge as the first polls come in.
Just relaunch, sure you'll be fine in 5.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)