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( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Wives lap: an informative magazine on lap use and misuse.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

hmm
this is the best magazine 'shop I've ever seen on b3ta
I don't think the person who made it is around anymore
I keep linking it so their work doesn't go to waste, I think it's awesome ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

that's very good
let's hunt them down and force them to 'shop things again at gunpoint.
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

themanwhofellasleep
last seen 5th of november 2008
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

Where the hell have they been
for the last 2 days?
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

part-timers...
honestly.
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

hahaha
let's go and find him, I'm worried.
You search down by the canal and I'll check inside all those old fridges up the dump
( Cockweasle, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

don't joke about it
people were really doing this when you went missing
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

=(

( Cockweasle, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

really?
I didn't realise it was him

why hasn't he posted it in this compo then! ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

yup, you can just use teh search
for stud.jpg
it is quite useful for that kind o'ting
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

hehehe

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

that is quite impressive- I'm not a designer
clearly
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

yours made me
gasp rather than pfft. It's effective!
( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

That's good, but
Dave T. Hat's "Vague" magazine is the best one ever...
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

It's great
but I preferred CMYK Magazine... whoever that was
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

M. Nibus.
www.b3ta.com/board/8447342
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

pfffft then lol

( E Dubya, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

heheh
evil yet funny.
bugger, babysitting time. 'bye all.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

FREE FOOD AND TELLY.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

My girlfriend bought me a mood ring
the other day.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

How very interesting.

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

HEY DICKEND.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

HEY BUTTHOLE

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU, SHITLIPS?

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

I AM GREAT I HAVE NO SCHOOL TODAY
HOW ARE YOU, BALLSACK?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

PRETTY FUCKING FINE.
ARE YOU GROUNDED OR SOME SHIT?
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

NO WAY DUDE
I'M WELL UN-GROUNDED, ME
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

what's a girlfriend?

( E Dubya, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

how does that work then?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

It's quite clever, it's green when I'm in a good mood
and it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead when I'm angry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Does it tell you when she's in a mood?

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

yes - it puckers a bit.

( enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

Is your girlfriend 12
and living in the mid 90s?
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

90s 70s
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Shouldn't that be DEC 2008? What with it being november already.
WTF is that all about anyway? Why does the magazine industry always put next weeks/months date on this week/months magazine?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

to make us feel inadequate and useless
and to invoke the illusion that we are getting something "special"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)