yesbut you'd hardly want to be one of those sad sacks who still go on protest marches at the age of 70. They all have bad teeth and ridiculous haircuts from the 1970's. Old people shouldn't even wear jeans - it's beneath their dignity.
And besides, once you get a wife, 3 kids a golden retriever and a mortgage on a semi-detached house in Kenton your priorities will change.
You'll just not want your taxes to be frittered away on Outreach centres for Lithuanian lesbians. The 'environment' will mean your neighbour's encroaching leylandii.
You won't buy the Daily Mail at first.
No. Because it's Tory. It's fascist. You'll just read it when you're waiting for the dentist. You'll find yourself agreeing with a lot of what Littlejohn says (but you won't admit it to anyone).
Then one day, you'll buy the Mail (just out of curiosity, you'll tell your wife). Then you'll get it delivered everyday.
It's called growing up. Sad, I know, but that's life.
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And besides, once you get a wife, 3 kids a golden retriever and a mortgage on a semi-detached house in Kenton your priorities will change.
You'll just not want your taxes to be frittered away on Outreach centres for Lithuanian lesbians. The 'environment' will mean your neighbour's encroaching leylandii.
You won't buy the Daily Mail at first.
No. Because it's Tory. It's fascist. You'll just read it when you're waiting for the dentist. You'll find yourself agreeing with a lot of what Littlejohn says (but you won't admit it to anyone).
Then one day, you'll buy the Mail (just out of curiosity, you'll tell your wife). Then you'll get it delivered everyday.
It's called growing up. Sad, I know, but that's life.
*unlurks*Good points there. I remember during the '80's when the Tories KEPT getting voted back in to power.........but when you went down the pub for a drink & were talking about the election & asked who people voted for, NOBODY (amazingly) had voted for 'em.
Hence the old joke....."Voting Tory is like farting or listening to Cliff Richard....EVERY fucker does it.....but nobody ADMITS to it"
P.S.
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Hence the old joke....."Voting Tory is like farting or listening to Cliff Richard....EVERY fucker does it.....but nobody ADMITS to it"
P.S.
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It's the "Daily Mail Readers" labelthat gets me, as if that means you agree with everything it prints. A bit like saying anyone who has read Mein Kampf is a member of the SAS.
(Btw I'm not)
((Btw I'm not)
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