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and your fucking wife will join the Women's Institute and sell jam for the Tories
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(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
yesbut you'd hardly want to be one of those sad sacks who still go on protest marches at the age of 70. They all have bad teeth and ridiculous haircuts from the 1970's. Old people shouldn't even wear jeans - it's beneath their dignity.
And besides, once you get a wife, 3 kids a golden retriever and a mortgage on a semi-detached house in Kenton your priorities will change.
You'll just not want your taxes to be frittered away on Outreach centres for Lithuanian lesbians. The "environment" will mean your neighbour's encroaching leylandii.
You won't buy the Daily Mail at first.
No. Because it's Tory. It's fascist. You'll just read it when you're waiting for the dentist. You'll find yourself agreeing with a lot of what Littlejohn says (but you won't admit it to anyone).
Then one day, you'll buy the Mail (just out of curiosity, you'll tell your wife). Then you'll get it delivered everyday.
It's called growing up. Sad, I know, but that's life.
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Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:49,
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And besides, once you get a wife, 3 kids a golden retriever and a mortgage on a semi-detached house in Kenton your priorities will change.
You'll just not want your taxes to be frittered away on Outreach centres for Lithuanian lesbians. The "environment" will mean your neighbour's encroaching leylandii.
You won't buy the Daily Mail at first.
No. Because it's Tory. It's fascist. You'll just read it when you're waiting for the dentist. You'll find yourself agreeing with a lot of what Littlejohn says (but you won't admit it to anyone).
Then one day, you'll buy the Mail (just out of curiosity, you'll tell your wife). Then you'll get it delivered everyday.
It's called growing up. Sad, I know, but that's life.
*unlurks*Good points there. I remember during the '80's when the Tories KEPT getting voted back in to power.........but when you went down the pub for a drink & were talking about the election & asked who people voted for, NOBODY (amazingly) had voted for 'em.
Hence the old joke....."Voting Tory is like farting or listening to Cliff Richard....EVERY fucker does it.....but nobody ADMITS to it"
P.S.
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Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:00,
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Hence the old joke....."Voting Tory is like farting or listening to Cliff Richard....EVERY fucker does it.....but nobody ADMITS to it"
P.S.
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It's the "Daily Mail Readers" labelthat gets me, as if that means you agree with everything it prints. A bit like saying anyone who has read Mein Kampf is a member of the SAS.
(Btw I'm not)
((Btw I'm not)
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:15,
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Waitare those ones at the top real?
edit: "No, that's not true! It's impossible!"
(edit: "No, that's not true! It's impossible!"
The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:34,
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Tory jam is the best jam. Vote Preservatives.Not worth a thread
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:37,
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Can this thick milf what?Heheh
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:41,
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Can she kick it?Yes, she can
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:45,
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You bastardI just figured out your sig
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:55,
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YOU BASTARDWOAH NELLY IS THE FUTURE
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:02,
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bollocks Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:39,
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I just want to tell you how I'm feeling mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:16,
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why-i-oughta... Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:40,
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I want to know nowCan dogs give you breast cancer?
For Christmas?
(For Christmas?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:43,
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Those top three headlines are class!morning all, is it friday yet?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:48,
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Mass suicide anyone?online
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:53,
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But he'll also support the death penaltySo it evens out
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:00,
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the ramifications are scaryIf we have a militant far left government, the population will be controlled by hopeless social services, euthanasia being legal and abortion being able to run until the second year.
If we have a far right government, population will be controlled by having capital punishment for street thieves.
If we have a moderate, centrist government we'll have no population control.
Mind you, that will lead to an extremist government of some description, so we'll be alright in the end.
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Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:10,
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If we have a far right government, population will be controlled by having capital punishment for street thieves.
If we have a moderate, centrist government we'll have no population control.
Mind you, that will lead to an extremist government of some description, so we'll be alright in the end.