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[challenge entry] Well, it's related, I made it a few days ago and never posted it.


Click for able-to-read-headlines big (200k)

'Now they want to ban your lawn' is my favourite.

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# haha, brilliant
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha...you've been collecting a lot of tabloids

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# As nice as this is,
I don't think it should really be compoed!

LOL though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# No, I'm cheating a bit, but the papers are related I suppose.
In a sort of inbred redneck way.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant! :D -9*C is my favorite. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ZOMGosh!
The Express using metric measurements? But isn't that Anti-British???

Oh wait it's probably because 16°F doesn't sound as cold. Ah well I presume they're constant with the measurement unit when it comes to hot Summers days...

www.bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatchnew/?p=995

...or maybe not.

Joking aside I even don't know why they bother with Fahrenheit when it comes to hot weather. If they really want to catch the eye of people in the newsagents why not just use Kelvin?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I remember when my lawn was banned
It was on a Wednesday. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# That must've taken you ages. A click for your time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, pretty accurate. And helpfully allows me to drop this here:
pretty accurate. And helpfully allows me to drop this here:

Now with anti-libel protection
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# To be fair
I've always found that the Express manages to make the Mail look like a liberal and PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# That covers just about all this compo
top wooage to you and a click to boot, good chap!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# similar in allot of ways to the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Stunning!!
woo!~

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I don't think I can see images from your hosting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# this is bloody brilliant
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Pffft
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# This to win or I'll eat the internet
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click...clickety click

for 50 clicks...
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Best Ever
Clickedy Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Congratulations on your new job
Can I be on your sub-editor?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Fantastic :D
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# wins
(click)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Bravo
Stands and salutes computer
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# well thank goodness this was FP'd
kudos to the effort!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# This is worthy of a best ever post!
Great stuff!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I presume the file size limits
meant you couldn't include the rest of the Diana front pages.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Didn't Private Eye
say that the rule from upstairs was "Diana story every Monday morning" at one point?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Fuck!
So, YOU are the person that reads that shit!

Woo for the amalgamation.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# That is fucking INSANE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I love you.
And I really hate their columnists.

Story: Mice cloned from frozen cells.

3/4 page article:

Mice cloned from frozen cells.
Scientists playing God
Ranty bit that also exposes journalist's complete lack of knowledge about even the most basic aspect of the science
Obligitary warning over stem cell research
Smear all of medical research and question its validity
-End-

I hope these fuckers are like Jehova's Witnesses and refuse medicine 'cos of dogmatic reasons. Otherwise, they're motherfucking hypocrites.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# You forgot...
To add the madeline option ;)
(Bristol Tom, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I especially like that
the editor admits there's nothing better in the news than Diana so makes the newspaper 10p cheaper than usual :)
(Doccykins, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)