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# Woo!
Did anyone notice that Zippy only ever had one hand above the table, and always seemed to be in perpetual motion..?
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Are you just trying to tarnish my childhood that little bit further,
by suggesting that Zippy was in a constant state of wanking?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Well...
...he was only ever an arm's length away from George.

And they shared a bed (with Bungle!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Yeah,
and why did Bungle wear Pyjamas when he went to bed? That suggests he was wandering around in the buff all day..!
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:46, archived)
# this is the answer to yr questions
(cheebatv, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)
# So George was the dominant one in the relationship?
You learn sommit new every day!
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# its always the shy ones
still has to wear a strap on tho'
(cheebatv, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Well come on...
...that zip is only one step away from bondage isn't it.

*shudders*

when zippy says easy peasy lemon squeezy - that might have a deeper meaning... ewww
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Well maybe..
.. but he could have been in training for the world one-handed Rubik's Cube Championship..?

Only George knows for sure..
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I've met Zippy
and indeed zipped him up. He wasn't wanking at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Where
did you meet him?

And was the zip in question vertical or horizontal...?

sorry..bad thoughts taking over now.. too much beer.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Ooooo. Jealous.
Mind, I've "handled" Chorlton and pushed Noddy's car, so nerrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I once..
.. nearly touched one of Hermans Hermits!
(I helped save b3ta! mustn't-grumble, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)