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# 'titanic'

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(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# needs more foghorn!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# FAKE
No Kate Winslet
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# He is either...
Very dirty, or he has cut some veins somewhere.


Also, hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# fucking manky bathroom anyway, look at those corners
eww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Where the fuck is Barry Scott when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# did he spontanously
combust?

*bang* and he's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Some people... tcuh
In my day..
Tuppence a pound is all it cost...
Nice bit of ham...
*pisses self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# eh????
THURSDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# perhaps he baths in oil
some sort of Saddam thingy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# crude oil apparently
www.daylife.com/photo/0e2J7qifW2a3I
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# O_O
Good luck with that skin cancer then, unidentified man
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# the world would have
paid more attention had it involved shoes.
People like news items involving shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# You speak the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i miss the days of the board trying to sell me shoes
usually on a tuesday as it happens
we can only hope that tomorrow brings us footwear bounty :)

or not who cares
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I CARE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
I care a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Blimey
That can't be good for the rude bits.
Anyway, that's still no excuse for the mould.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ahhhh it was a Saddam special
Oil of Uday

/Hussein family joke

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# more like leoNARDSo deCRAPio
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# bathtubs
aren't the safe haven they used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Up periscope!
WOOPWOOPWOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# launch torpedoes!

eww.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# :(
BATHTIME IS RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# dive dive dive
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# seamen overboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Those aren't depth charge bubbles, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Even as a lurker these days, due to work
I miss 4dam's detailed and highly graphic commentaries about unfortunate mishaps, inevitably resulting in people's faces ending up covered in thick quantities of oil cum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Fourdam only seems to pop up once in a while
says something utterly disgusting (to give us our filth fix) then vanishes again.
He's the biggest tease this side of Texas.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# A shame real life pulls us away
I have literally laughed tears reading some of what has spilled out of his mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)