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# the original version of Guitar Hero wasn't quite as much fun...
(bitchman contains mild peril, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Go North! Go North!
/woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Speak to Merlin!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
\ mosh
\ I do not understand "mosh"
\ headbang
\ I do not understand "headbang"
\ fuck off you stupid game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# \ I do not understand "fuck off you stupid game"
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I believe it's the traditional way to explain your poor gaming performance
by suggestion it is in fact the games fault. THis normally has to be done at high volume.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Or if the coders got their way
/I don't appreciate bad language. *Game exits*

FUCKING GAME! NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 10 MINUTES TO RELOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I dunno
That was the height of computery goodness in the 80s!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# :D
I might actually be able to play this version.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ha!
I was terrible at those games. The only response I ever got was "you cannot do that"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I never lasted more than about 3 minutes before I started swearing at it.
"I'm afraid you can't do that"

"OH GO FUCK YOURSELF"

"I don't understand to FUCK"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ^^This to the extreme
I had "Frankenstein" on the C64 which had a 15 rating (because every now and then you allegedly saw a scary 8-bit drawing).

I couldnt get out the first room.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# did anyone have grand larceny on the c64?
I never managed to finish that, and lost the instructions so didn't know what the commands were. Typing in every verb you can think of eats up a lot of time.
(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# spell casting

C.U.N.T.Y.M.I.N.T.S :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
#

Ooooh nasty!

If only you had taken the apple instead of the useless spell you would still be alive

Spellcasting: D. I. S. M. I. S. S.

(Inflatable Aardvark, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Arf!
*Plugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# i would rock so hard at that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# this is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely done.
I'd also like to point out to any of you that are confused- being able to play Guitar Hero does NOT mean you can play guitar. Please stop approaching me at my own gigs to smugly announce you can do Dragonforce on hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Gitaroo Man on the other hand does
and is so much fucking better it is unreal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Sorry, a game is better than a live instrument?
Please tell me I've misunderstood you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# no, better than all the guitar hero and rock band games
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# looked that up...JPop ftw! ^_^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-4K5Q0Zc8
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Jpop?
Ohhhh, I don't want to look now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# NOOOO! Legnedary theme for teh win!
getting in to Kirah's knickers is the greatest gaming moment in history! :D

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g8qTcx_nzQw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# haha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I could never get past the next (final?) level
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# you get to play the Legendary Theme in full on rock mode at the end
it's better than sex
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ah, I checked and I meant Zowie, after that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# This looks like the best game in the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# you can pick up the old PS2 version for a fiver in Game if you're lucky
the PSP version is equally good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I broke my PSP
playing that :(

I didn't go to sleep that day until I unearthed my PS2, the PS2 version and clocked the entire thing in one session.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I don't think I'd be any good at it. I'm blessed with the worst hand-eye co-ordination ever.
I give up 5 notes in on Guitar Hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Simple solution....
1. hand them your scruffy backup guitar
2. say, 'go on then'.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Nah, I don't play six strings. Who am I, Joe Satriani?!
:D

I'm a bassist, I can hardly bitch about lack of musical prowess....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I know, I did consider putting 'Bass' instead of guitar....
My inner pedant though is quick to point out that a bass guitar is still technically a guitar...

Joe Satriani - technically astonishing, but his playing seems to lack feel or soul, if you know what I mean. I'd rather listen to Stevie Ray Vaughn or Buddy Guy, personally.
/old fart blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I know EXACTLY what you mean.
technical ability amounts to shit all in my eyes - I went to see Paul Gilbert do a guitar workshop a couple of years ago and he's technically amazing, but there's a bit of soul there too which was good. Nice guy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I'm technically inept
but I have loads of soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Best way to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# blimey
there's a name I haven't heard for a bit! Did he demonstrate the electric drill thing he used to do with Billy Sheehan in Mr Big?

Lacking either technical ability or soul, I'm reduced to playing 3-chord punk where my woeful ineptitude is masked by distortion, volume and anger...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# He did, I think! It was a couple of years ago.
He did some... stuff too. What's the name of his new band? Anyway, them. They played some stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I've no idea!
My knowledge of music is wedged firmly in the mid-to-late eighties.
I've no idea what's happened since then.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Some great pop
a bit of good dance
a tiny bit of good rock

Nothing really of note.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hee hee!
That's a very succinct guide to the last 20-odd years in music!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# My memory kicks in around 1988
and I paid attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# aw come on
guitar hero's harder than the bass ;-)
(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha, How sad
I wonder if people every go up to Jackie Chan and tell him they're ace at Tekken.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I'm only ace if I can use Eddie Gordo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I can play the real guitar but not Guitar Hero.
I like to announce this at the top of my voice when I fail miserably at the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# 'It's harder when you can actually play an instrument'
I have been known to mutter this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# me too
'cos when you play it on easy they miss out notes and penalise you when you play them.

I shouldn't complain really. Sadly I suck at GH a lot less than I do at real guitars.
(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Excellent...
Reminds of that bloody silly one in the HHGTTG game:

"there is a small scarlet fish on the floor"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'm not aware of this phenomenon, but I suspect it was a red herring... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Fuck Gandalf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Fuck yeah, that's brilliant :)
This really is all it amounts to as far as I can see.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Gandalf says, "Hello"


Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold.
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# mot being funny but did ANYONE understand what the fucking door was about
i thought i was being attacked by a rabbit pacman for months
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Repost

(salvadorevincent, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Okay, I've definitely seen this joke before
and very recently.

But woo, none the less!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Yay!
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue!"
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# double yay!
someone got the (admitedly ultra subtle) Zork homage in the image!
(bitchman contains mild peril, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha
reminds me of uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rLSAaV0T0
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahahah
You appear to be in an internet forum, in the corner you see an object.

jimmer] look corner

In the corner you see the interwebs.

jimmer] hand interwebs to ianwarren

You have handed the interwebs to ianwarren, you also hand him a woo and yay!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
# >lol
I don't know how to 'lol'

>rofl
I don't know how to 'rofl'

>laugh
How would you like to laugh? > Like a loon

You laugh like a loon.
Your score is 20 out of a possible 157.
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Yay for console-based applications
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# It's the cls that makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# There is actually a C64 version of guitar hero:
www.toniwestbrook.com/shredz64

Complete with adapter so you can use the guitar...

*gets back to lurking*
(tedri mark, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hmmm
/activate star power

(Lord Chode, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)