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[challenge entry] Afternoon b3ta
I see another compo is upon us

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Why?!
Why would you scare me like that!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# For shits and giggles mainly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Are you irish?
My irish friend always says that
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Devonian, last time I checked
Although that would sound nice in an Irish accent
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Synthehol!
The most useless invention in Star Trek!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# alongside Data and the holodeck
both of which always seemed to go wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha double pronged
since irish whiskey is shit.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
*drinks*

*doesn't get all fighty and angry*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Mwahahaha
You fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Haha
noooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# best invention ever
i'm allergic to all alcohol and it really pisses me off that i can't have a swift one every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Interesting...
In that case I may take this idea to dragons' den.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# the world needs more alcohol free alcohol
as long as it doesn't taste like calibre you're onto a winner, i really need alcohol free rum or even a nice wine would do, get to work and i'll love you long time, i'm guaranteed to get it up and remember your name in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# This simply scares me rigid.
Pffft - rigid.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)