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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# not a happy bunny?
you won't like me pointing out your shadow's going the wrong way then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# arse
know there was summat wrong

bloody photoshop!

It was until I decided to add a bevel which changed the shadow without me noticing

Arsebiscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Flip the middle. Easy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# oh you with your science!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Genius!
Sell them in Iceland!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# This.
You're fat. It's not genetic, it's not an illness, it's because you eat too many cakes, and now you're going to be hunted for sport.

*PHEEP!*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# problem solved!
"I've found their trail captain! they seem to be heading toward Greggs the Bakers"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I went to Greggs for my lunch today.
I feel cheap and dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ^this
I had a "corned beef" slice and a chicken mango sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I had a potato and meat pasty and a steak bake.

/lowest of the low
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# mmm
unidentified meat in stodgy pastry FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Ooo do you?
Gaz me your number?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# 0898 - PASTRY
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Naked fatties*
Being chased across the green fields of England; proud men in shining red coats on horseback behind them, whipping their steeds on, as the burger of fatties waddles breathlessly towards McDonald's, a chocolate cake in each paw, and all gravy smeared 'round their mouths.

*Fatties may require 3-4 hours head start.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# One egg
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Arf!
and also: What's wrong, lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# bloody insurance company threatening Mrs Freebs with Court action
over an incident that happened 6 months ago and we thought was settled
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake!
Gaz me their address, we'll go burn their offices down*

*By far the simplest solution.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Insurance companies are the lowest of the low
bloody scumbags.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ^ This, with no-claims knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# arf!
...what's giving you the blues, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)