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[challenge entry] A bird never flew on one wing

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(fat bloke, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I think you can actually buy those
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I have a few for wine bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Really?
I cant imagine not finishing a bottle of wine.
Same goes for gin though so maybe I have a problem....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I can't drink red
but I cook with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# cabernet sauvignon is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Zinfandel has your body !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I had to look that up.
You sho know your grapes, and ONIONS!

eD: Zinfandel is a great name
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I have planted a few vine yards . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# King among men.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Re
tired . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# doh!
www.b3ta.com/board/9098180
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# *AHhahahaha*
Save your beer for another day, ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hahahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# What a marvellous idea!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Miller Lite eh?

I have a feeling I won't be needing any of those items.
I bet it doesn't have that cool, crisp taste of Monkey Beer™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I sent email to the Duke the other day
pleading for his return.
So far response has been, well, unforthcoming.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Bah!

Cheers for the effort though. He really is a top class b3tard.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yo mediocre fellow!
I want one of those giant wooden beetles but Jessie won't let me :(
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Miller Lite
is one step up from fizzy water - not even beer flavored!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Screw it . . . I'll drink it later !
Copyright pending
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Haha
'Ad slogans that didn't quite understand their demographic'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# The best marketing plans of mice and men !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# sounds useful
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# you should deffo think about seal beer
next!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Already exists!
www.northcoastbrewing.com/beer-RedSeal.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Holy cow! I live five miles from SEAL BEER!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)