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( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)

That's brilliant, you talented young man.
Absolutely spot on. Very pretty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

thank you ma'am
I hope you're wearing a smashing blouse
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

I'm not even wearing a blouse
I'm wearing a fairisle batwing 3/4 sleeve boatneck sweater, if that makes any sense whatsoever.

It's a smashing sweater, is that ok?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

oh yes
this will suffice!
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)

\o/ phew!
Oh, and pirate boots. HELL YEAH.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

I find this combination highly stimulating
if you don't mind
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

I don't, as it happens.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

oh but you didn't mention any undergarments
so I just pictured a sweater and pirate boots

I know. I'm awful
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

That's it. That's what I'm wearing right now at work.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

Jeesus!
What a horribly useless idea, and beautifully executed!
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

eewwwww
"chairsquirms"
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

OUTSTANDING! (if a little disturbing!)
:D
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

hahaha they are a nonsense
You're absolutely right :D
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

I need my eyes out
most of the time. The world is an ugly place*








* I live in Portsmouth
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

Beendun (ish)! But yours is lully
Scratchinated
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

ooh, hadn't seen that
yours is .. more painful ;)
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)

excellent

(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

I'll have two please

*ties together for stereo-ploppage*
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

they are a nonsense?
but can it be milked?
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

I'm going to need more information.

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)

lovely blood
top work
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

Oooh nasty!

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

I like this.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

er.. but proper ones aren't useless
surgeons use enucleation spoons for removing eyeballs
umf-ind.com/products/ophthalmology/hooks_files/image026.jpg
/pedant

nice pic though ;)
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)