this catalog is amazing

yes, scrails. 'news' would ofcourse not catch on.

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( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

hahaha
Jewson will be hiring you soon
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha
EDIT: Do they have "Safety Nails", without those nasty sharp points on the end?
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

Rivets?

( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

These will take the West Midlands construction industry to a new level!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birmingham%20screwdriver
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Haha
My grandad used to have a toolkit that pretty much comprised one big claw hammer, known as "Tommy's screwdriver".
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Affectionately known in my house
as a Manchester Screwdriver
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

Oi!

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

hahahahahaha
now that's top
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

amazing
you're great
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

Fastening Pins
Dontcher mean?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

ahem
*contolled*?
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)