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[challenge entry] No joke here--that's just how I see it

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
# let me show you my tool, you would like it.
It is a Leatherman, and I use it everyday. The tool you have displayed here does look quite useless, unless you throw it at an attacker.

edit: the more I look at it, I realize a fair amount of work went into it, so have a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# nothing like a multi-tool
for skinning your knuckles
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
# your opening comment had me worried :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ^this
'Wave' FTW! Wouldn't go anywhere without it (except planes).
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# My Wave has been sitting on a drop-ceiling tile somewhere for about 6 years
I still have the original PST EDIT: I lied, I have the 18 in 1 SuperTool, but it is still very old
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That's too bad
(I assume you mean you lost it somewhere?)

I had a really nice Swiss army knife that I was given for something like my 10th birthday. I've no idea where it is now.

That makes me sad, on occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I have a Gerber.
It urinated on your Leatherman's mother.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You use it "everyday"?
You use it ordinary?
You use it commonplace?
You use it a bit boring?
I, too, am feeling pedantic today.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ummm.... You forgot the kitchen sink!



Click for bigger (143 kb)
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# haha you turd
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# That I am!!! heh heh heh!!!
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# well, now it won't even fit in a pants pocket :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Oh it'll fit in Jazzcat's, believe me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I have large pockets
to keep my swiss army sink in.
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I knew i couldn't resist for much longer......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# WANT

good day sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Nings.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahah--quite clever!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Quite?...QUITE???
Well fuck you too!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ok ok, you've shamed the truth from me
almost clever ;D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# very good!
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# heh!
swiss army wife?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I especially like the key
edit : and the gallows tampon applicator
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# never know when you might need to yank out a uterus
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# sound thinking
I endorse this message.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I love the placement of the bottle-opener, hahaha.
Guaranteed to disembowel the user.
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I wont go near the thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)