ooohh! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I was doing ,my own, but decided to go a different route! (I won't put it in t new thread though :D)
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it continues to amaze me that people like that actually manage to become 'celebrities'
why can't I be a bloody celebrity?
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:12,
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Sign up/apply for the next series of Big Brother,
pretend to be REALLY thick, say a few racist things, and you too can be as loved and respected as Jade!
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:15,
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Turns out plasma polymer coatings just don't capture the imagination of the public
you needed to do something truly interesting, like break down in tears or wank off a pig, on TV.
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:17,
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oh dear
had a look for the audio of Rowan Atkinson's Senator Brea sketch
but all I found was these fuckwits having a run at it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UegIiu86WXA
presumably to the enjoyment of their family and friends
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:00,
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had a look for the audio of Rowan Atkinson's Senator Brea sketch
but all I found was these fuckwits having a run at it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UegIiu86WXA
presumably to the enjoyment of their family and friends
Dunno if celebrity status can be achieved that way twice
BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:23,
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I was filmed for a film school doco.
So there's me on film, talking about the radial oscillations of microbubbles.
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:21,
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Well.....
...lock yourself in a house, stick a webcam on you and talk to it with various objectives to get food, but pretend to be uberthick about subjects like racism, religeon and albinos.
A month on youtube later and you'll be touring the US.
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:20,
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A month on youtube later and you'll be touring the US.
Are albinos brown people? because I don't trust brown people. There'll all like muslim and stuff. And they're all like terrorists, and like go suicide bombing init?
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:23,
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Insta-fame :D
Or, just get a child from anywhere and keep them in a cellar for years. You will get sent to prison at the end of it, but you'll get a film and book to boot.
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:26,
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what happens if I get an albino asian muslim kid and put them in a cellar in east anglia?
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Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:28,
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