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[challenge entry] With Mobius lubricating strip

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(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I shaved with Occam's razor
and now I have a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I shaved Shrodinger's pussy with Occam's razor.
Now he might have a beard.

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Aha, the barber of Seville
if I know my paradoxes?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Or as I like to think of it
Bar bar bar, barber of Seville.

But no, that's the Shakespeare play. I don't think Russell's barber was specifically attached to a town. (Checking Wikipedia, I was surprised to find Russell wasn't the author of this version of the paradox)
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)