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[challenge entry] Binary calculator

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Stop admiring yourself and comment on my image!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's very nice
I'll take twelveteen-eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# 11010101101010101110101010110
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha!
except you forgot to carry the 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah?! Well YOUR Momma!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# stop rubbing it in
i'd love a pair right now

ning
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# i'd love to be rubbing it in to a pair right now too
FWAP NINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# one more comment like that and i shall claim demarcation!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# CHEST INFLATIONS OF THE FEMALE VARIETY
THEY'RE CHUFFIN' GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# 'ning sir
and I'm not rubbing it in...that was last night!

BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# pics or it didnt happen!!!


cos we're ALL really that perverted around here...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# That seems fair enough

*uploads*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# lol
lololloollololololol
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# did you think there was a little trained flea inside a decimal calculator?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I thought there was an army of miniature squirrels with abacuses
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# well, sort of, except the squirrels only have binary abucuses.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Abacbi, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# A system of gears? Minature trains? Pulleys and blocks?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Now you're talking, Ada, to my laboratory!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Weirdly I had this idea - sortof. It was for a 'Uber-Hacker's Laptop" with just the 1/0 buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I got the idea from someone else yesterday who did a binary telephone
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# 100100111010...that's meaningless
*looks in mirror* Argh! 010111001001!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha
:D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :D
I love Futurama
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# There are 10 types of people.
Those that understand your joke, and those that don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# and the French
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Oh the fucking fench!
What's a fench anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *distracts*
hmm - whassat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Gaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# there are 10 types of people, those that understand ternary
those that don't, and the dummies that think it's binary.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It's no wonder you can't get sex really, is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I've tried modelling the situation as a non zero sum game.
which lead me to the brilliant opening line: wanna see my nash equilibrium?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Good grief
*remembers*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# There are 10 people who understand hexadecimal
Me, and fifteen others.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Shirley that should be
There are A people who understand hexadecimal

Me, and F others


Or am I completely missing the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I dunno I just made it up
I think it's clearer if I use the word for fifteen.

"10" in hex is "16" in decimal was my thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, and then 10
which is sixteen in decimal.
Me and fifteen others.

FFS it's the same joke, just in a different base. What's so hard to understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# im confused.
your joke is inconsistent using the decimal representation of fifteen.

and there are more than 16 people that understand hexadecimal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# OK, there is one person in the world who understands my joke
me.

/draws a line under this whole sorry episode ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# actually it works if you use F as the representation of fifteen.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# you just tried making that up right?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# SO WAHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# nothing to see here untill i engage my brain again...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# of this I approve Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)