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[challenge entry] New from Blammo: SELF EATING DINNER


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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahah poor kid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# it's not selfeating dinner
it's invisible k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# that's a hamburger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# you're a hamburger
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ARGH THIS IS A DISASTER!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# but if this disaster had funny glasses,
it could be a disaster caricature!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# :) remember this?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ofcourse.. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# wouldn't you love a compo of sexy sexy caricatures?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# not really.
but i rarely like the compo's here.. so i don't mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# nope
not even a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# you were not aroused by the south park depiction of myself?
I thought as a woman with pert chebs saving herself for a nerd you'd have been snogging the screen as you give yourself one with the largest cucumber you could find...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# nope
I got bored before I got to the fridge so I made myself a sandwich instead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I've only got a pineapple left
and I'm not sticking one of them in my twat... again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# got a beer bottle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# haha
most kids would love it if their broccoli ate itself.

In other news, I have haggis for lunch and I'm not sharing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i have haggis also!
mmmn.. tasty tasty sheep organs...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *twocks griffy on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*
*steals haggis*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *grips your leg*
leggomyhaggis!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# *films*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# *calls agent*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I am thinking of going to the chippy...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# get mushy peas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ^ This!
Always get mushy peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# just mushy peas?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# 'Fraid so
I fell of the diet wagon last weekend. I'm damned if I'm going to take myself back to square one for a moment of madness
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haggis, chips mushy peas
... bread!

yummy yummy yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ^Do not do this^
Mushy Peas is wrong and ungodly, in the wrong and ungodly way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# a meat pie floating on mushy peas is considered a delicacy in australia
may contain exaggeration
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# last time I was in OZ
someone was pimping mince on toast as the height of sophistication.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# it is,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# it really isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# poor misguided Vaggy
mushy and processed or marrow fat peas are all of the yummy, as is peas pudding.

and with chips it has to be mushy peas, or salt and vinegar - not curry sauce or nasty chipshop gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *nominates for food minister of the world*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# a vote for me is a vote for change
and blue skies thinking - Cheston BubblyTits, I'm looking at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I'm too busy to go out
will someone go to the chippy for me?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Send Liz
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *puts your name on a list*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Silly Griffy
Haggis is not made of lego!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# that would explain a lot of things
that have happened to me lately
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Delicious innards!
I have a haggis as big as a cow in my fridge for Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# yay!
is it Monty Burns night?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Aye, and the 250th anniversary of Monty's birth
to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# not tempted by the attrocious home coming adverts
... they're showing them in Scotland - someone hasn't thought that one through!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# fools. They're not showing them down here.
I don't understand this homecoming business, what does it all mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# they're trying to get ex-pats
and people of Scottish ancestry (mostly Oz, NZ, Mercans and Canadians) to move back to Scotland and bring their money and skills and then the SNP will have magically made Scotland into a Californian type economy; hooray... how some dreadful singing and twee pictures is supposed to manage that I'm not sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# it is too, no wonder monday's a public holiday here.
No better time to be a scotstralian in australia....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# mmmm
I had it for my dinner the other night

YUMMY YUMMY SHEEPS LUNGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hah, but I have CHEESECAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# right - you're all a bunch of baddies
I haven't had breakfast yet -- I'm off for a delicious slap up meal Beano Style!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# LAWSUIT ALERT
This is not an authorised BLAMMO product.

Only LOG(tm) can be produced by BLAMMO
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)