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Bovine how's it hangamining?
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Samsonite ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:04,
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Downwards
slightly to the left.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:05,
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Good answer
hee hee! ;)
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allergic to curry ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:07,
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On the whole
it could have been worse.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:09,
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Rampant
would have been infinitely worse. Or turgid, maybe.
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GR33DY ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12,
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Going
Firm to good
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Samsonite ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13,
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Flaccid.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13,
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Squelchy underfoot
Or is that Horse Racing. I always get those two mixed up
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Samsonite ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:17,
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Limply and to the left
or simply respond 'It's not' ;)
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allergic to curry ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:23,
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Could have
been knotted
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butchbint ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12,
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Yowser!
or tattered and frayed.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14,
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squashed flat
and nearly unattached.
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GR33DY ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:17,
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You are one sick
f*ck ;)
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allergic to curry ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:26,
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thankyou :)
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GR33DY ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:29,
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skewered
impaled. Either option is acceptable.
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butchbint ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:27,
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Oooooo
Seeings as you are knowedgable in all the ways of manlyness. Can you explain why there is a guy at my work that never seems to scratch his nuts? Mmmmmm
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Samsonite ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:08,
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I've never
noticed any bollock-fiddling at any of my places of work (except the one time my boss sat on his!)
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Jadeviper was still alive on ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:09,
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Did he make a sound like frank spencer when it happened?
oooo Betty I've sat on a Bollock...
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Samsonite ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11,
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no he just yelped,
leapt out of his seat then slowly curled up into a foetal position while moaning to himself : )
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Jadeviper was still alive on ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14,
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That's remarkable self-control
I'd have jumped up and been in the foetal position before I started coming down again.
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Ijon Tichy ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:18,
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have you
ever done that before??
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Jadeviper was still alive on ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:21,
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'fraid so
/shudder
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Ijon Tichy ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:26,
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there are so many advantages
to not having blokie bits : )that said, I still have penis envy...
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Jadeviper was still alive on ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:32,
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Becasue
scratching your nuts in public is an unsavoury habit that no gentlemen should ever give thought or deed to.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11,
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So
just the 17 times a day for you then?
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Samsonite ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12,
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eh...?
im not going to go into that one!
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KattNapp ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14,
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Childish fellow.
I am a gentlemen who's nuts are impeccable, they don't need to be scratched.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:16,
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how...
Did we get onto the subject of nuts anyway...? I prefer Brazilian nuts Lol
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KattNapp ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:19,
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Erm
I'm a childish fellowess BTW Anyhew, I thought it was 'Complicated down there'-Men Behaving Badly Still it's a bit unnnerving to have a man about that doesn't feel the need to re-arrange himself every 5 mins. Bit like a Dog that doesn't bark.....
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Samsonite ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:20,
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Savoury, surely?
If they're sweaty enough. /coat
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allergic to curry ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:35,
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Low and Lazy /homer
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Roxy_Hart is so so old ,
Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11,
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