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# Bo!
Bovine how's it hangamining?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Downwards
slightly to the left.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Good answer
hee hee! ;)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# On the whole
it could have been worse.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Rampant
would have been infinitely worse.
Or turgid, maybe.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Going
Firm to good
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Flaccid.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Squelchy underfoot
Or is that Horse Racing. I always get those two mixed up
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Limply and to the left
or simply respond 'It's not' ;)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Could have
been knotted
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Yowser!
or tattered and frayed.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# squashed flat
and nearly unattached.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# You are one sick
f*ck ;)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# thankyou :)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# skewered
impaled.
Either option is acceptable.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Oooooo
Seeings as you are knowedgable in all the ways of manlyness.
Can you explain why there is a guy at my work that never seems to scratch his nuts?
Mmmmmm
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# I've never
noticed any bollock-fiddling at any of my places of work (except the one time my boss sat on his!)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Did he make a sound like frank spencer when it happened?
oooo Betty I've sat on a Bollock...
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# no he just yelped,
leapt out of his seat then slowly curled up into a foetal position while moaning to himself : )
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# That's remarkable self-control
I'd have jumped up and been in the foetal position before I started coming down again.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# have you
ever done that before??
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# 'fraid so
/shudder
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# there are so many advantages
to not having blokie bits : )

that said, I still have penis envy...
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Becasue
scratching your nuts in public is an unsavoury habit that no gentlemen should ever give thought or deed to.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# So
just the 17 times a day for you then?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# eh...?
im not going to go into that one!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Childish fellow.
I am a gentlemen who's nuts are impeccable, they don't need to be scratched.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# how...
Did we get onto the subject of nuts anyway...? I prefer Brazilian nuts Lol
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Erm
I'm a childish fellowess BTW

Anyhew, I thought it was
'Complicated down there'-Men Behaving Badly
Still it's a bit unnnerving to have a man about that doesn't feel the need to re-arrange himself every 5 mins.
Bit like a Dog that doesn't bark.....
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Savoury, surely?
If they're sweaty enough.

/coat
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
#
Low and Lazy

/homer
(, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)