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# Hello.


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Today I have been drawing squirrels with tits, my plan is to try and sell one on ebay to see how much money I get from some weirdy petfucker. This is a draft of such a picture.

My question is this: is she sexy? yes, she has enormous norks and tail but if it was drawn on paper, and watercoloured, would you buy it, frame it and fwap to it?

I also don't think the head is quite right, so any suggestions on how to make her sexier?

yiff yiff.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
#
whiskers and a strap-on
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# ah yeah wiskers. of course...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is sexy tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# so you'll bid on it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Actually,
Someone from around the globe, will buy it. Every shop you walk into has at least one selling product that proves there is a market for stupidity
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# you're right, I've got a fake eggplant but I was given it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Sure sure. You bought it at Go-Lo didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# 21st present. along with 12 ping pong balls
one of these
one of these maybe nsfw
and erotic story book called "got a minute?"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# They should put these in all McHappy meals
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# damn straight.
I took the joni jumper to one show one of my mates after i got it. he said it was like me 'a big tit that went around in circles' :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
# In that case, we should get you to control the flow of traffic on Sydney's roundabouts
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Lose the bikini
And give her the face of Reneé O'Connor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# I did wonder about the clothes.
and who?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Gabrielle from Xena
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# she needs a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# So do I.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# well from now on
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Maybe you can buy yourself one for Valentine's Day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# 122 I believe
dead cat which i've over posted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Flat top to the nose.
Bigger eyes, shit, half the face is normal these days.

Also
exaggerated hair haloing
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# make it more snouty? and yeah on the eyes.
are the hands a bit small?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Never looked at by yiffers I would bet.
Paw like hints might be good plan for max ROI, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# yeah, bit of claw, take one of the fingers off i think
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# not unsexy, but this is sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# prune yogurt is bringing sexy back.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# i posted a version of this on flickr earlier.
i'm more amused by danone's counting skills. yes, i know that they mean to say that there are 4 pots of each, but the graphic shows 3 vanilla flowers and 5 prunes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# THIS HAS TO BE THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO CONSTIPATION!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# they have a pack of 16 that comes with a bottle-brush.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# This is a good idea. I'm sure it sells...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Nice! Mine came with a squeegee and a sneeze guard.
What a deal!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)
# that's the deluxe pack, they don't sell them here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 6:49, archived)
# The expression is bubbly and curious.
How about hungry and demanding? Break the 4th wall.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I'm not sure what furries prefer
god i was gone a while...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# i started reading about trying to get money from unsuspecting weirdos
and my first thought was that this was a postbear post. i was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)
# yes well he is part of the inspiration.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# haha, you cvnts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)