Telepathic beasty knows your secrets. All of them...



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( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

hooray!

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

TJ: What was the link for the poll code that people sometimes stick inside b3ta posts?

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

I think it's this, boss
www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/new.php
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

sorry :)
www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/view.php?id=482
What is it?




(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)

Stop reading my mind!!1!
It's not fair for someone else to know what I'm thinking, when I have no idea :/
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

He doesn't really know what you're thinking...
He just read your diary.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

I have a diary?
Cor.

Stop reading my diary!!1! It's unfair because I havn't read it!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

its good
I won't spoil the ending
( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

That is expertly done
and within the comp's guidelines.

That's TWO gold stars for you!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

Bloody Hell! THATS ACE!
Can his secrets be milked?

*clicks hard.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

*mind-melds*
*knows telepathic beasty's DIRTY secrets*

*is appalled*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

*is ashamed*
he said it meant that he loved me and that I'd let him do it if I really loved him...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

how wierd

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

ha ha ha ha
HA HA HA

this wins all the prizes at the fair!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

This is quite simply one of the best things ever.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

hahaha!
wha?
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)

THIS sould be available as a high quality
birthday card or mousemat.

:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

haha
great stuff.
( harpski, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

I can't even talk to you right now.
*feels sick to stomach*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

Cor!
*fwaps*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

I understand...
:(
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)

Argh! Not those secrets?!

( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

Even the one about having Anne Widdecombe piss on me?
What?

Oh shit.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

It's ok it's perfectly natural.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

Ann Widdecomebe is NOT natural.
At least - I sincerely hope not.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

YES MORE OF THESE BEASTIES IN THE COMPO

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

ha!
I don't have any secrets!
( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

Ha!
Yes you DO! *points to own bluging belleh!* You're gonna be a daddy!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

To several pints of lager, a kebab, a large chips and a few bits of baclava and delight?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

yes, in other words
a beautiful, shiny 9-pound brooooown baby


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'll give it nothing but love

( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

Oh dear...
Ewwwwww......
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

you forgot the bucket of soy sauce

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

nah that was delayed, so he probably devoured a four thousand pound quadraped.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)

Just let me warm up this souvlaki for ya'
*parp
*ding
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)

Not anymore...
You dirty, dirty.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

then he knows too much and I'll
hatch a secret plot to kill him
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

ergh - kill eeeeeet

(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

D:
:D
( ms morbo Friday is Review day (maybe), Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

Bloody Hell!
:D
( Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

Top stuff moley!
...if a little freaky
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)

that is fecking wonderful, PS Fish-head Metroid is draining Samus!

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

Has he been vacuumed packed?
Woo.
( Mstandot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

It looks like he's just been pulled out of a jar of stuffed olives

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

Goodness!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)