A logical future evolution for any wild animal is the cuter you look, the more folks will feed you and protect your species,

these guys should now thrive!

From the Evolution challenge. See all 267 entries (closed)

( WiL can take it all!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)

awwwww
what do they eat?
( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)

Those berries I would guess,
but wouldn't it be funny if it was human flesh!? ;)
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

Cake?

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)

They survive on the human emotion known as "Wuv".

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)

and
the blood of children
( herd of chickens has just purchased his 1st shed...now i am a man, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)

fluffy clouds
and sunbeams...
( enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)

you're all wrong
they eat spiders and coconut crabs making the world safer for the rest of us
( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)

Ouch
That makes my eyes water with its overwhelming cuteness!
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

nope
you've got your winky stuck in your zip
( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

But I'm not wearing pants at the moment...

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

that must be my zip then

( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)

GOT DAMN YOU AND YOUR QUICKNESS

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)

your ninja skills
are weak old man
( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)

you will never learn the location of
THE DRAGON SCROLL!

*crab stance*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)

*buffalo stance*

( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)

It's in the filing cabinet under "Scroll (Dragon)"
*elephant stance*
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)

SSShhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!
once he knows the filing paradigm he will be able to locate Eternal life (Secret Of)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)

I just came in for a stamp

( twig has new glasses, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)

so who's zip have you got your cock stuck in then...?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)

hahahaha!
yep, they're cute, all right.

*click*
( enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

awww man
too cute
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

Awwwwwww!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)

Gorgeous!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)

haha.
fucking hell! Are you trying to turn me?

Woo *clicks*
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)

Don't you DARE make sweet sweet love to my birdies!
Pervert! ;)
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

*explodes with glee*

they're like cheery birds without the teefs, this will be my wallpaper when I get home
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)

this == woo
they're brilliant - I think it is incumbent upon you to do more in a similar vein.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

Inspired by a recent report I read about the pros and cons of humans keeping animals as pets
it's not gone so well for 'pedigree' dogs who have basically become genetic freaks who could never survive in the wild now, but the average '57 variety' domestic cat has simply been 'humanised' by folks selecting them for their cuteness factor, and subconsciously choosing ones who resemble babies, making them practically invulnerable to human cruelties and giving us all a dire need to hug and protect them (except in China!)

I guess I could do a couple more in a similar vein but not sure what at this point...
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)

haha
bollocks. The cuteness of cats starts at zero and only increases by the amount of tyres you manage to get over them in one pass. ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)

*cries*
I used to think you were cool!
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)

sorry. I've never hid my
"no vermin" policy.
I inherited it from my father.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)

:(
I could go off you y'know!
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)

yeah -
the kennel club has a lot to answer for - if your reidgeback doesn't have spina bifida then you should put it in a sack and drown it...

if you can't think of anything new, I'd take these lovely things and put them in ever more tedious circumstances. It would just be a pleasure to see more of them.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)

Haha!
Yeh, a little bandwagon of The Cutey Birds could be fun!

Mind you, probably only you and I would be smiling...
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)

fuck the rest of these dicks
I DEMAND MORE
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)

Awww.....
But still..They look like a shooting gallery...
( Mstandot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

:DD!

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

bless
bet they're tasty though
( ms morbo Friday is Review day (maybe), Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)

Yay
Awwww
( Tart Monkey, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)

The fluff is very strong in this one
*clicks hard*
I assume the only reason this isn't on the front page is because of its girth.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)

great

( connor, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)

I declare...
...that from now on this species shall be known as "Tweetyflumps."
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)