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# sure, but it's about perspective init?
sexy school girls SHOULD be amazing but being surrounded by unattainably beautiful schoolgirls and you're a fear-filled, pimple-faced dork is actually a small and perfectly formed hell.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# When I was 18 I was invited to a girl's 18th birthday party, which turned out to be 18 women and me.
Every straight guy I tell this to goes "ACE!" but I assure you it was absolute hell. It was all periods and Brad Pitt all evening.

I still ended up shagging one of the fit ones at the end, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yeah i think i read about this in barely legal magazine
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Did it begin with "I never thought the stories in these magazines were true, until ..."?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# it did, though i confess i dont know how the story finished as the next couple of pages were stuck together with something
i shouldnt grumble though, i found it in a railway siding
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# are there even any railway sidings left
any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Not since the sidings 'flu of 1862.
*reminices*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Funny
I live with twin girls (women) and get a similar reaction.
Contrary to Penthouse letters, sisters do not 'lez out', a constant stream of Americas Next Top Model, SaTC, food shows and gardening programs is not great, and I am ALWAYS wrong. Always.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# As oppose to
Twin girls (men)?
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# you don't have a wank bank?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I gathered that much

At least the school had dressing rooms, whereas my office...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)