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# I found out what raunchy DVD Jacqui Smith's husband rented out
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I hear they are saying it was a miss print, he actually watch two films about corn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# ah! that old chestnut :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Or was it two films about Quorn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Looks like a hot . . . hot air ballon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# aaah!
I did think about having her head peeping out, but thought that would frighten the children.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# i was thinking a lightbulb
a light that turns me on
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I think it's good that la Smith could have that effect
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# OMG! Someone watches pron!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I know!
it would be infuriating if she had to resign over something so trivial and unimportant, and not because of her merry trampling* over civil liberties etc etc.

*stampeding
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# She needs culling. If it's over some stupid bill for porn, so be it.
Al Capone wasn't done for his real crimes either.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# that's a very good point :)
but in years to come it would be nice if the specimen jar had the right label on it...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# And we paid for him to do so.
They have an internet connection, what was he doing paying for porn in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# you can get porn on the internet?
*sets fire to pile of Mayfair*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I think so.
I saw some boobs on it once.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Only a tenner!!
He could have paid himself,
but his missus might have sen his credit card statement and found out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Might have been better than having to apologise to the whole country for having a five knuckle shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# 'xactly


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# film at eleven!*
* only if you prepay for packages C and/or D, if you bought packages A or B then I'm afraid its disney for you
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Haha very good
great film too. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I know it's not supposed to...
...but it gives me the raging horn.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# have you changed her proportions as well Beau?
:P

woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# ha!
just a tad.
and thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# absolutely superb! :)
/in a 'wish i'd thought of it' kinda way :D

great work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# why, thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)