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[challenge entry] Ning all!


Fear my skin matching skills :(

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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Yes. I do ffear for your skin matching skills!:P
woo.

'ningles all. Seems to be night of the idiots last night. As a result I@ve had bugger all sleep.

Scarily I discovered whilst watching TV instead of in sleepy sleep I discovered there's a new series of Knight Rider. It's got teh Hoff in it but they obviously got some new blood in to drive the car.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
# I'd heard about that, sounds horrendous.
On the subject of sleep, there were foxes going all night outside my window which kept me awake :(

In slightly stranger news, I literally woke up singing Man in Me by Bob Dylan this morning. Very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
# That is strange and ironic
as it was the one day you didn't wake up with a man in you. :P

EDIT: Oh fuck. Big Brother starts today. THe only watchable breakafast time TV is on C4. Now I have three months of trying to find to put on for the guests.
At least in Oz they had the sense to cancel it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Touchée!

Channel 4 in the morning? It's all about Kate Silverton! Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
I often wake up singing the strangest of songs too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I just don't get it though.
I haven't heard that song in months I don't think, and I sure haven't watched The Big Lebowski in months....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I just realised that it's SHATMAS again!
hurrah!



not me btw

and as I like to provide a complete service to my Shatmas loving chums. Click here to hide this image in case it overloads you with PURE JOY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Snow is falling!
All Around me!
Children playing!
Having Fun!
Tis the season, for love and understanding!
Merry Shatmas! Everyone!

(BOKES*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# cannot unsee!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# That's the beauty of shatmas
it's the gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Don't C4 just show the Hoobs and 'pop' videos in the morning?
I'm back to breakfast radio now, flipping between Talksport and Five Live depending on the vicinity of Lady S
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Alan Brazil and Ronnie Irani FTW!
But not as much as that fucking nutter Mike Parry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Oh, he does my fucking nut in
How Andy Townsend doesn't smash his head into the console I do not know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I know. But as long as you ignore what he actually says, he is rather amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Fireman Sam's on Ch5
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# What a sell out
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# *changes channel*
Oh noes! I need to go out and vote soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# VOTE FOR CHANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# *votes for Barack Obama*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# HE'LL SAVE US
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I completely forgot
will have to do it when I get back home tonight - if I remember where I put my polling card
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I've not actually watch morning tv for about 4 years..... God help me, but I actually miss Big Breakfast
In fact, i actually miss TVAM - good ol' roland rat

nings ghostie!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# More tea Vicar
More tea Vicar
More tea Vicar
Guess how many cups

How many cuuuuuups!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I miss the 8:15 from Manchester on Saturdays,
Nobby FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Going Live, or Number 73
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Which one was the one that was basically
in a caravan in the car park of Television Centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# ......damn, I have no idea]
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Was that the one that Anthea Turner did?
EDIT: UP2U...

or are you thinking of Get Fresh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I think it might be Get Fresh actually....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
# With Gath Topp?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# bloody hell, how could I forget about that.....
What I remember, that no one else ever does, was "Breakfast Serials" - it was a sort of sketch show thing (I found out late it was actually written by that Russell Davies) - the main part of it was a kettle, a pot and a tomato on a kitchen work surface usually arguing. Very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Gypsywatch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# No 73 FTW!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG8iTNl7L1w
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I have not seen that in YEARS! Classic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Best thing on that
was the Flashing Blade! EDIT: which I've just realised was On the waterfront, so doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# What;'s Up Doc vs Going Live/Live and Kicking (same thing innit)
Two men enter.
One man leaves.

You decide.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# 'ningles
I need something neutral for breakfasting guests. So repeated American sitcons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# La la la la la la la la...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
# It takes a woman like you! To get through to the man in me!
*recites the entire intro to The Big Lebowski*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Thats the only reason I know the song
*strikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Shut the fuck up, Donny!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Phone's ringing, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# It really tied the room together....
I actually have a rug in my bedroom purely for that reason now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# We're getting a rug
but I have to sort out the floorboards first.

Been putting it off for months
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# We have a skip at the moment,
so we are finally sorting out the whole house.

It is amazing how much crap you accumulate over 22 years in the same house.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# it never stops
psst: FREECYCLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Aye,
doing that for a lot of stuff, but a lot of stuff is just rubbish. However, a lot of what we have put in the skip has actually been taken anyway, so win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Wombles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hahahhahahahah!
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Hey 'Sushi, hows the foot now?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Foot's absolutely fine now pretty much.
It still gets little twinges now and then, but nothing too bad :)

Yyou good?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# not too bad!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# nings fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# YO JOE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *Starts singing the Joe 90 theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hahaha!
i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/grrbigdog/Joe90-01.jpg - he (Joe 90, not JS)always looked like something out of village of the damned

nings Jol'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Ningles!
I never really watched Joe 90 for that very reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# That's not that far off me actually
and I have a pair of his specs too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# There's nuttin' wrong with them skin-matching skills
He was justw earing a bag on his head at the tanning booth.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I've actually just realised I saved the wrong version :(
Fucknuggets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Oh dear

morning sir, and a good morning to all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Ning Medi!
You good
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# yeah

Just heard I got a big new job for my company. To w**k!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning!
have a cheeky pea.

WILLIAM SHATNER = SHIT WALL MINER



(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# I've never seen that film Shit Wall Miner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# well, it was a tenuous link to the compo
and i couldn't be bothered to partake in DVD cover shopping.

so i just read the compo as IMAGE CHALLENGE: ###blah blah blah#### WILLIAM SHATNER ###blah blah blah###

edit: whoa i don't like those searchy hyperlinks
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You wouldn't be the first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
#
###gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
#
#what+the+fuck+do+you+think+you're+doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
#
#I+DON'T+KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hahhaha, did you actually look at the search results?
check out Ttssattsr's reply - the picture the op of the tread posted is amazing :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
I just did :F
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] pea pea pea pea pea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Hahhahah! Phfffwwwoooaaaarrrr! look at Uhura!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# pffft hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# what skin matching... oh I can't be arsed.
I have my last meeting with my boss this morning - I've been trying to get hold of a replica gun so that when I hand over my keys and staff card I can also hand in my gun... bloody replica gun laws.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Get a water pistol filled with water
and then "accidentally" pull the trigger leaving a wet patch over his crotch area.

Comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# she's a her
and I'm feeling positively disposed towards everyone I work with at the moment... the sort of positive feelings only someone on their way out of the door can have I suppose, but positive none the less
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)