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( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

:D
How do you very nearly own a cat?
( Maximinimus: East India ships filled with despair, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Ask Dr Schroedinger.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

pfffft
office lollage :D
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

HAHA
con Salmone, Trota e Verdura
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

We've been feeding it and it's started staying here a lot, but we dunno if it belongs to anyone else...
it has no collar and was badly thin when we first came across her, but she is quite the lully! :)
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I see
Have you taken it to the vet to see if it's chipped?
( Maximinimus: East India ships filled with despair, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

If it's a robot I'm going to be SOOOO jealous.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

that would be so cool.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

It wouldn't puke on the carpet!

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Yeah, but think of the amount of lazer-balls.
and I don't mean the testicular although you should consider that too.
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

BLAM LASERFIBREOPTICPUKEBALLS.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

SHIT GUYS ITS ALL GONE TITSUP
Lol, tit-supper nom nom nom.
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8717041
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

ooh
don't drink out of it if it is. you'll get germs
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

you silly

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Heavens no!
They would would want money and shit!

No, I think we'll just carry on with the 'Very nearly but not quite' ownership option, as I suspect she's probably got that going on with a few neighbours round here!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Haha ok :)

( Maximinimus: East India ships filled with despair, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

RSPCA and local sanctuaries should do it for free
but might jangle their collecting tin in front of you
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

A little money goes a long way
*donates to lots of animal charidees*

YES I KNOW I'M SO NAIVE BLAH BLAH BLAH rather be naive than a git.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

*pats on the head*
So do I, bro.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

If it gets to the stage of more sleeping in than out, I will take on that advice,
cheers!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Use a metal detector
or a magnet

/science*

*not science
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

actually you can often feel the chip under the scruff of the back of the neck
its about the size of a large grain of rice
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

She's yours now, it sounds like.
Where a cat lives is very much up to the cat and not the human.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Unless you are one of those cruel people that keeps "indoor cats"

( Maximinimus: East India ships filled with despair, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

one of my best friends is one of those.
To be fair, though, Lola gives not a shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

If you have a cat that doesn't mind then fair enough
But when you see cats scratching and rubbing up against a window because they want to go outside, like my friend's cat :(
( Maximinimus: East India ships filled with despair, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

that happened to me once, thre was one that used to come through my window at night and sleep on my bed
that was quite thin. I used to feed him and made a little nest in the cupboard beside the hot pipe for when I went out and it was raining.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Yeh, rainy days deffo get us a cat for the night,
she does NOT want to go out...

I guess winter will prolly resolve this one way or the other.
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

:D I want a cat again

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Hahaha
Love the toupee
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Unexpected syrup!
:)
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I am liking the indestructable wig
:D
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

hahah
SKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANERS
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

ah , I didn't see that :D

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

bootiful
loving the lip wibble :D
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

It's getting more subtle every time...

( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

hahahahahahhahah! *click*

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

SKHAAAAAAANNERS!!!!!!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)