Quick and Dirty and prolly bindun


Was the first thing that came into my mind, I'm surprised The Sun didn't go with it!

From the Michael Jackson challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

( mattylion, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

Hahaha

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

if only they had!

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Apparently at the races today all the jockeys will be wearing black arm band in a mark of respect as no-one in living history has ridden more 3 year olds!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Black or White arm band?
Doesn't matter!
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

as long as it's white

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Alright there Mr Griffin! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Real LOL

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Someone must save all these jokes up to release as soon as these people snuff it.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

nah
make'em as you go along.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

hahahahaha
best jackson joke i've heard in a long time.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

PHEW! WHAT A SEIZURE!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Hahaha!
Would it be wrong if I clicked this!?
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Haha. Stop b3ta now, this is the best one!

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Celebrity Paedophile
Now that would be an odd T.V. show! Davina McCall could host it.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I didn't want to start another thread..

( Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Change the Bzzzz for an Awwwww!!

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Teehee! And this from the future:

( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

it was my instant thought that it was all bollocks

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Me too!
So I switched on the BBC and watched the ticker tape slowly go from coma to 'dead' to confirmed.

I was a tad shocked!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

You know now he's dead that mental cesspool that's his fan base
will be telling stories of how he came to they after his death and that he now is an angel and they talk to him from beyond the grave.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Well he has the right voice for a ghost....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

A dead one?

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Nice one but
Guido got there first: order-order.com/2009/06/26/wacko-jacko-heart-attacko/
(Neil_E_There Hi Ho, Hi Ho, I Should Be Working I Know, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)