Toothbrush Moustache


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( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

:D

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

hahahaha, winnar :)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

Hello sir

at 100mph, I would really like to advise you to consider using the wheels
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

Hello Sire
The wheels fell off when I was riding it
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

That is bad news

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

Arf!
But I would complain to Colgate if I were you Monkeon. They gave you Deep Clean Colgate in a Cavity Protection box ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

Why are you always so pedantic in every goddamn toothpaste post?

;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

I don't know man,
it's an illness ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

some tv reporter tried complaining to colgates when they turned sydney harbour pink
my dad told him to fuck off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

Ha ha ha.
Was that the moaning that was going on this week?

I heard that something had gone on in Sydney this week that everyone was up in arms about....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

nah that was twenty years ago when the colgate's factory was in balmain.
dunno what everyone in sydney was up in arms about this week.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

Ah ok.
I think it might have been an English brand advertising in honour of The Ashes or something. I dunno, I only heard it on the radio in passing.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Never mind that..
Inside the tube, they've put salad cream.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

The perfect excuse to brush your teeth
with fish fingers if ever I heard one :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

hahaha
THis compo has taken a most wonderful turn!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I do genuinely think that the non-shop compos really are always the best.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

Oi! You with the lego
come out with your hands up!!!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

That's very nice
but where are M, C and A?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Arf.
Damn Lego men and their unwillingness to perform camp dance routines from the 70s!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Now where did i leave..
..my cocaine?
(catbrain, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

Silly catbrain!
That is not Cocaine, it is Pritt Stick.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

i like drawing compos.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

Non shops are good
but as well as some stunners you get all the people who want to post on b3ta but will only do photos.
So you get their dog representing the exploitation of the Cuban people in the decidance hayday of the rich and famous in the 1920s
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

I took a picture of some Cubans exploiting my dog
but I think I'd get banned if I posted it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Just like Wobbly Bloke? ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

Yeah, that was a real shame.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

did he get banned?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9577017
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

pffft

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

Yeah :(
He posted something wholly inappropriate.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

I think I saw that dog on 'Pets Win Prizes'

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

I can see the thread now:
Ha Ha Ha (redsushi)
How does it smell? (mediocre)
^Jamaica? (wobbly bloke)
Why am I lokoing at your dog? (riverghost)
Would (Me)
PHWOAR (jamnog)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Ha ha ha

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

KP IS A FUCK WIT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

He may be a bit of a cunt.
but he is still by far and away our best player, and his wife is damn hot!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

Yea, I can imagine what goes through her mind every night too
*tumbleweeds*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

Oh my.
I just realised the match had restarted. Fucking England :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

ha
that didn't take long
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

You can it read the evening paper:
South African born Peitersen did not offer a shot to the delivery that tore his off stump from the ground
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

"He was also stripped of the captaincy for being a dirty foreigner in the pay of dirty foreigners who wish to sabotage England's test side"
"Luckily we have much more reliable and inventive batsmen like Ian Bell"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

reliable: always gets three runs
inventive: keeps finding new ways to get out
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)

ah come on now
once he gets 3 runs, he often converts that into 9
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

AH AH AH AH

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

Hehehe, it's only a matter of time before /board is entirely computer generated.
They won't need us for much longer.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

I think one week we should do a one day compo
An on board piss up. Everyone starts at 5pm (GMT) with booze of choice keeping tabs of their drink count in their sig and posting complete drunked shite!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

That would be no change for me though :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

fuck yeah piss up at 7 in the morning!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)

Yeah well I did think of you
and thought you should also be allowed a health supply of bacon.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

huzzah bacon
I'm probably sad enough to participate in an online pissup
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

You're continumly challanged:P
You're one of the day crew but in the wrong timezone.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

I think it is nice to have a change from shopping.
Also, it means that there tend to be less entries.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

very nice!

( enceladus, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

Yay,
brill.
( tomsk, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

come on, admit it, you post it straight on to te FP yourself right?
Ace though :)
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

He has a magic button

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

Nope,
But I always know that if a post goes fast to the fp, someone will always ask / accuse me of it, though :)
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

Conspiracy theories are fun!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)

Monkeon's mum is one of the mods!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

I'm happy for that rumour
to be spread. Thanks for the fp, mum!
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

hahah
Heil Mein Floride!
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

ace! :D

(Nameless One Woooh, scary. Not really., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)