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# How does that evolution work exactly?
RAAAARAAAaaaarrrrraaaaaaarrrrraaaaaaaarrr...tweet tweet

/Lee Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Someone snaps their fingers and everything appears
I read about it in The Origin of Species: Kansas Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh good
I'm far too impatient to wait for millions of years for cows to evolve
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# lies!
pheasants are pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# not when they hit your windscreen
and make you shit yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I don't have a windscreen
and a velociraptor would likely make me shit myself more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# yes
but they can't fly, so you can drive away from them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I was once chased by a pheasant in Kew Gardens. I suppose it was a little bit like jurassic park
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clever girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# did you escape it by finding a building containing something remarkably like parallel bars
and gymnasticking its ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# nah... I hid in the toilets. It didn't smash it down and eat me though, so I guess the similarity ends after I lost the pheasant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Testify!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)