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[challenge entry] Sweet Baby James

allegedly

From the Inappropriate TV Product Placement challenge. See all 374 entries (closed)

(daveduke67, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# he's gay?
but he likes cars?!
(Mr Chicken, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# he cooks, so he must be gay
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Maybe he's a cannibal
And that's his cookbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# maybe
if he plans on roasting teh cock
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I eat cannibals
feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me,
I eat cannibals,
I eat cannibals,
it's incredible
You bring out the animal in me,
I eat cannibals
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I think not
he has a string of ladies in his wake
most notable of whom... Babara Broccolli
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# It was the weirdest funeral I've ever been to.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# HAHA HA HAHAH he's gay hAHHAHA


ehm...so what?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# The Bicycle Times might have been better
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# The Bicycle Times
sounds like a really twee 80s band
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ... all served up on a bed of wild RIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# James Martin is apparently gay
having dated Barbara Broccoli and Miss England for long spells.

He just hasn't met me yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ahhh, so are you a hypnotherapist? Faith healer? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yep
At least that's what I'm going to tell him :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Would
HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# gaylover!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# He wouldn't be gay for much longer
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I asked lady S about this the other week
What do women see in him?

I know he's 'buff' (i believe that's the phrase), but he's so ordinary looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Tubby (i.e. not muscle man so there's something to grab)
can cook (desserts a speciality!)
blue eyes
Odd little smile that says he knows more than he's letting on
a collection of awesome cars (and some shit ones)

If he were mute he'd be perfect

Edit: However, I can tell that when he's an old man he's going to have ears that take over the sides of his face. They're already drooping
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Damn, tubby?
so I've actually got to gain weight?!
More beer then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Is this the bloke who drove some people on bikes into a hedge?
Something to do with the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# a hedge - thats all he'll be entering
stays well clear of bush
(daveduke67, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# smoking gun?
(Mr Chicken, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Yep
going to have to go for lunch before I come over all unecessary
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)