anyone gotta bone for Paris?

( elvisweathercock, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

Wouldn't bone her with yours.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

Which is clearly a lie. I'd be right in there.
And then I'd tell everyone I know.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

She tell everybody else first...

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

She likes the cock
Apparently
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

He lies, my lord!
I've seen actual documentary evidence of her skill and persistence so I'd be in like Flynn!

On that note, I think more girls should accidentally leak intimate vids of themselves - it's kind of like putting your CV out there, but without the usual lies and exaggerations...
(apologies_for_length, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

would
Bit nsfw
(KeenBean was a very naughty person on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

only a "bit"
nice one:)
( elvisweathercock, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

thankee
plenty more where that came from!
(KeenBean was a very naughty person on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

fucking funny :D

(herman :D artois, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

Hehehe good swoppage
I've never understood why certain types, like her, are so enamoured with those fecking rats on stilts.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahaha..."rats on stilts"....excellent image challenge if ever there was:D

( elvisweathercock, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)

Animals on stilts would be a good alternate challenge
I look forward to g'raffes and lphnts.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)

no, but i've got a knife with her fucking name on it

( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Yap! Yap! Yap!
Nicely done.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:56, archived)

^this

( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)

Superb :D

( slight yoinks!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

The weirdest thing is
she's probably more attractive this way around.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)

SUPER!

(LokiMD, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)

somehow reminds me of Mars Attacks!

(Lexino, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 6:29, archived)