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[challenge entry] How different things would be

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(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Phew!
at least the jelly wrestling remains unchanged
(kitchpoo, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Mmmmm
Jelly wrestling
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# MMmmmm
Phillipa.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Tamzin Sylvester
- the new Philippa I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# I have noticed a new
weather girl on FIVE. And she is lubberly beyond words.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Indeed
she's a beaut!
(Mr Striding, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Are you talking
about Lara - cos I know her..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Ijon
you know me, I'm a nice bloke..... so anyway, she lives where, and her phone number is what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Actually
I should say - used to know her...

She lives somewhere in Mayfair (I won't say where though) and she is feckin gorgeous up close and personal,
although not, perhaps, the brightest button in the drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# but she knows meterology, so she must be a bit bright
or is it just a C5 ruse? Damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Well she didn't
'know' meterology last time we met,
but then again we all know that Ron Lobeck is the only TV weatherman to truly know anything about the weather (and could teach Tony Hart a thing or two about viewer art).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Okay
I'll go with that.
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# blimey
i will have to concur
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Bah,
I was going to do a tv listings thing.
I was going to put "Changing Concentration Camps" down.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Not forgetting
Country Invaders, A Zepplin is Reborn and Ever Decreasing Population

edit: that wasn't me wrote that - a big boy did it and ran away
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)
# ahhh hell
I cannot believe how good all this is.

This one reminds me of TVGH.

Frickin woo I tell ya'!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# haha
the competition has been ace this week.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Fantastic!
Absolute top marks.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Ooops
just realised I hadn't woo/yay'd this yet.

Good on yer for a cracking post!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I live in Croydon :$
OK, so Croydon is a horrible place, but I don't see why everyone has to take the piss...

Ok, I do see... I just looked out of the window :|
(I helped save b3ta! lrjlo, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 20:46, archived)
# So do I
Well South Croydon, actually.

Thanks for wasting your first post on me :)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)