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[challenge entry] A minty christmas treat!

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(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Mint humbugs are awesome.
More mint humbugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ^this
many times over
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Goes well with lamb too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# they inspire AWE
Do they, really?

'Awesome' is the most overstated word these days since LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Shut up, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# like, toadally
im 30, so i guess you are right. I am a bitter old charlie brooker of a man. I thought everyone on here was like that?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I'm 9.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# /s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# /f/wiv ma bestest mates!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Want some Cider?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Would you like to see a train set?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Laaaaame.
Toys gotta have touchscreens these days, grandad
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I've got a special type of touchscreen if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# LCD or PLASMA?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# SMEGMA
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Ok, cut the crap gramps. Gizatenner and I'll let you touch my vadge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Ooh, a name brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Is it OLED because otherwise you can take your sweets and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# groomer
i'm reporting you you dirty perve! this is just like when that nice man said he had a puppy to show me.
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# No, us cool kids are rad and we say awesome a bunch and we graffiti our bitches and skateboard into some dudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# YES. THEY FUCKING INSPIRE AWE.
THE SAME WAY TERRIFIC THINGS INSPIRE TERROR.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BITCHTITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Shut up, Bill Bailey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# i like bill bailey :-D
Not that keen on his musical stuff and the whole LOLDRUGS thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# this actually made me laugh
although i despise mint sauce with lamb.
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# Mint sauce is acceptable. Not on every forkful of lamb though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# i just don't like mint sauce
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# O M G
I hate you for your opinions!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# as long as you don't hate me because i'm beautiful
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# OH YEAH!
WHAT YOU GONNA DO IF I DID!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# dazzle you with my looks
then kick you in the fish mitten
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# How much do you charge for one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# several monies
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# What do you have instead?
Pure gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# yes
it doesn't interfere with the lamby taste.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# But the mix of the two
is nice - giving a lovely minty gravy. Yum yum.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# it's nice if you like mint sauce
but i don't. personally, i like ginger biscuits with brown sauce on them, but i am well aware i am in the minority on this one.
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# Cilla Black
Likes to rub an oxo cube on an orange and eat it. My friend Tim swears by marmalade and bacon sandwiches. I once knew someone who crunched through fish fingers straight from the freezer. People like weird foods. But lamb with no mint is really odd.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I USED TO EAT FISH FINGERS FROM THE FREEZER WHEN I WAS ABOUT 4!
BUT I USED TO RINSE THEM UNDER THE TAP FIRST SO THAT WAS OK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i used to eat raw sausages
and i do like the occasional oxo cube. not on an orange, though.
thin slices of granny smith apple are nice when dipped into tomato soup.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Never underestimate the power of gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I have mint sauce with mint sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# i find it deeply unpleasant
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# Mint jelly
is loads better. not so vinegarry.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# HA!
bumhug
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# clickin' dis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Right out of Dickens, you clever kid.
Colonists will want to try it on: www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk/acatalog/mint_humbug.html
(hilarleo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)