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[challenge entry] Feeling Creative (glad the missus is out shagging normals)...

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(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Shagging normals?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# DEAR SANTA: I HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD THIS YEAR I SHOULD THINK, NOW STOP PISSING DOWN MY FUCKING CHIMNEY
 
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# yo, welcome back
happy hols?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# yeah not bad
just seven more working days til the christmas break, too.

still got plenty to do which is why I'm looking at b3ta, my very favourite place to procrastinate..
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# He can't help it, he's INCONTINENT SANTA.
Giving the gift of urnie
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# bert and urnie?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Jews.
Santa pisses in all the jewish chimneys. He's a bigot with a sleigh.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# the looks too much like the design on the current 2L bottles
on them santa is holding a spurting tube near his groin.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# SANTA IS A DICK
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# AIDS COUNTS AS A GIFT
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# santa having a heart attack whilst pissing
on presents
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# (santa balls)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)