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[challenge entry] Shiiiiiiiit!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha


Hahahahahahah

I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I'd heard that about you
ON THE FUCKING INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
None of you are even real, FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I dare
I DARE BECAUSE I CARE

you need help, before it's too late.

STOP SNIFFING COAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha! *CLICK!!!!*
"elephants... why did it have to be elephants...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
I've never understood why he didn't just duck right at the beginning and let it go over his head
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# cos then the film would be 3 minutes too short
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# they could have added an extra 3 minutes of Ewoks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Don't forget CG gophers and Nuclear explosions lifted from the Back to the futre script draft
I've always thought with things like the giant boulder...how did the people who made it TEST the damn thing??
"Right, the trap is set, release the boulder!!"
"Ok that worked, now how do we get the bloody thing back up the ramp?"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# haha
"I'll get it back up!"
"Not you, Sisyphus, you'll be there for all eternity. Let's get Lou Ferrigno in."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Its like films of the same ilk (raiders, national treaure, tomb raider etc)
Getting into a tomb involves some stupidly tricky mechanism, which usually results in a whole series of ancient walls collapsing and areas flooding.

1. How did they test the mechanism worked?
2. How did they know they wouldn't need to go back inside at any point?
3. Did any of them ever think "ah shit, i've left the idol spotlight on, knock the wall down AGAIN lads
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# hahahaha
this is the kind of thing that should be in those 'The Making of...' features
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# this
a billion times
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# doesn't it block the entrance? if he had tried that he'd have been trapped, I think....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# aye
but I bet he'd have got out OK in the end - with the idol, and Bellocq would have been hanging around outside for ages, then got bored and gone home to watch Balamory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# loon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# "Indiana jones and the Hanging Around the Blocked Ancient Temple" just doesn't sound that appealing
still... I'm sure it would be better than Crystal Skull...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahaahhah
bloody hell!

I'm with Barbie on this

Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# *manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# DID YOU SEE YOUR TSHIRT??
*manhugs*

www.flickr.com/photos/bilbobarneybobs/4268789422/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# HA HA YES I LOVE IT
IT SAYS SO ON THE INTERNET...

the T Shirt may be innacurate because I'm currently supposed to be revising for exams...

was elbow deep in cadavers this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# oooh -lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# haha
twat him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)