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[challenge entry] Ningles


EDIT: Cheers all! I have actually done this joke before, I just didn't bother doing it properly last time.

From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha that's great
Apple & Blackberry Crumble :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I agree
Made me chuckle heartily - this compo looks good...


*edit* Sorry - forgot for a moment - God this compo is rubbish! Moan, Gripe, Whinge etc...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9881473#post9881494
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# well said that man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# nings bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# nings Stevie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Maybe
As usual I can't think of anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# This wins everything everywhere.
It needs to be made to and sent to all Apple fanboys and Blackberry geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# That is exceptionally good
Even if i do have a BlackBerry
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# this is mucho win
Sorry like but what happened to a phone JUST BEING A FUCKING PHONE!!!?!?!?!??
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I'll txt you the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Why text when you can send a video message?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# type it out on your computer, take a photo of the monitor with your phone, and MMS it to him :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# When the Nokia 5110 came out
and everyone started playing Snake on the fucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I haven't used my phone to make a phone call for ages
I use mine to send txt messages/emails and browse the WWW more than anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Need boring sensless at a party
as someone drones on and on and on about their iPhone?


We've got a legion of cunts for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hah
(R, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Genius! :-) But needs more TAGGING
As I expect to see copies of this in my inbox very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Good call, sorted it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# As someone...
..who spent 8 years working at Apple and then 5 years at RIM, have a *click*. Have lots!
(I helped save b3ta! eatmypiano is Amnesia of Borg. Prepare to be, um, thingy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# This is brilliant.
*checks front page*...rightly deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# hehheh
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Shirley...
...you meant FIDDLY?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
#
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 7:25, archived)
# Pure genius.
Many people I know would fight over this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)