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[challenge entry] and now I'm late for work

byee!

From the The iPad challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)
# must. generate. traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)
# I might punch the first person I see with one
perhaps it doubles up as a stab-vest?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)
# *cancels advance order for 3G version*
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)
# It's OK Freebs
as long as you buy one 'ironically'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:09, archived)
# But you'll also need an ironic white belt to match it. Apples aren't just gadgets, they're accessories.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
# i'm fucking sick of iphones
ipads, ipods and all that fucking shit.

i wish people will stop falling for all the shitty hype
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# iApple eArings.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# That's ok
The local Apple Hospital has a range of iV drips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)
# have a belated pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I love his stripey jumper, but he really ought to put his trousers on...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# especially with sore testes such as those
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# maybe he fell asleep on a George Foreman grill
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)
# that's one idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)
# what's the other one then?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)
# the one involving a can of spray paint and a bottle of masking fluid...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)
# aah that old classic long forgotten about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)
# ...doubles up as a dribble soaker-upper
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# These types do tend to drool a bit
when a new piece of 'must-have' plastic tat comes out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:08, archived)