well, we ARE a little bit on the overcrowded side...


From the Corporate Greenwash challenge. See all 125 entries (closed)

(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)

Kids were left disappointed when Keith Harris forgot to bring Orville to the birthday party.

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

Hahaha
*grins*
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)

good old tobacco
cures everything including cancer.
( mr horrible, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

Damn Straight
*puffs*
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)

haha!

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)

i am intrigued by your sig
how? did you get a divorce?
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)

no
i had surgery
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)

it must be crazy, losing half your body weight in that time!
did you got through a transitional period where you'd go to stand up using the normal amount of force required, and accidentally jump in the air and go 'OOooh!' ?
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

Hahahahaha
"Wheeeeee!"
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)

how do you get to 29st?
seriously that must be expensive!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

WINNAR!
Bloody non-smokers - worthy twunts.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha
Genuine lol
( Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)

Word.

( Grampa, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 2:25, archived)

To kerb population problems
we need to reduce the global population by 350,000 people per day!

Which means even with the whole Haiti earthquake thing the worlds population still increased by 150,000 that day.

I read an interesting science paper by a Dr in Texas who recommended and proposed the use of an airbourne strain of ebola to reduce global population by 90% !
(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

that was a tom clancy book wasn't it?

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)

teh AIDS
Conspiracy theories abound that HIV was created as a population control method. I would like to see a graph of the actual population of Africa vs the projected population if it was all AIDSY free. Don your tin foil hat and read on.
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

surely that means that in order to die you need to smoke 1.4 tonnes of tobacco?
What have we all been worried about? pass me the Marlboros!
(Stonkwood I have a horse, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)

least this guys on our side
*lights up*
(Lord Chode, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)

lol. smoking rules.

( sooperdave, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)