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# that joke is older than i am!
my niece was crying last week at a story in the paper about 2 boys burning a cat to death. it was horrible, but i couldn't resist. i said to her 'when they lit it, it went woof!'
strangely, the laughing from everyone else in the room just made her cry more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Reminds me of the old one
What has four legs and goes 'woof'?

Piper Alpha*

*Redeemable for one kicking in your Scottish oil town of choice
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's the earliest news story I can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# aww
my friends son got a piggy bank for his birthday and dropped it on the floor as he unwrapped it. I commented that he need to put his pocket money into it first. everyone laughed. he, however, went postal.......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# pfff!
bugger, babysitting time.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hope you didn't try making it up to her
by taking her for a hogroast or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# if i had
she'd have eaten the whole fucking thing, the little porker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)