thats more emo than goth
goths perfer biting the heads off small kittens*, trust me, my college is full of them
tis still funny though
*may not be true
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05,
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tis still funny though
*may not be true
your college is full of small kittens?
I want to transfer there!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07,
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sorry
i don't think i made it clear, the kitchens are full of kittens, mainly in the freezer or the oven, depending on how fresh they are
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:08,
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Hahahahahahahahaha! Fantastic!
Mrs. Pink and Mrs. Purple!
Great WOO to you.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:00,
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Great WOO to you.
Ahahaha
Joo is teh shit.. I'd post my woo yay.. but I did like 2 minutes ago...
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:00,
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That I do
address in profile, but if you can't be arsed to click it's [email protected]
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:05,
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gay bestiality?
that'll learn him for putting his email address in his profile
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:14,
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what happens if the manager won't give you the crown jewels?
when your dealing with a store like this...
(can't remember this bit)
...cut off one of his fingers, the little one and tell him his thumb's next.
let's get a taco
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02,
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(can't remember this bit)
...cut off one of his fingers, the little one and tell him his thumb's next.
let's get a taco
You get the butt of your gun
and smash his nose.
Then you cut off his pinkee
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06,
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Then you cut off his pinkee
When youre dealing with a store like this
theyre usually insured up the ass
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:25,
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Have Luther Blissett on an elevator
Tis poorly 'shopped too :/
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:57,
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Tis poorly 'shopped too :/
There's a lift in my local Boots store
Made by a company called Schindler. I pissed myself.
I'll take a pic next time I'm in there.
EDIT: Of the sign. Not me pissing.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09,
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I'll take a pic next time I'm in there.
EDIT: Of the sign. Not me pissing.
MORE
LUTHER BLISSETT.
Never rated him much as a player but "Q" was one of the best books I've read in ages.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:36,
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Never rated him much as a player but "Q" was one of the best books I've read in ages.
he won't post it so i will
i happen to think it's bloody excellent
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53,
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I was to draw more then flash crashed so I fortunately had my last check so I just did that rather than having to draw 5 frames I'd already done
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:55,
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it was a cop out because I'm incredibly grumpy about things I don't have a chance with
why the fuck do attractive, intelligent, sweet girls have to be nice to me... I nearly died of tea overdoseage... I couldn't say no to her
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:59,
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Autocad is an awful programme when you can't actually keep your hand still from the caffeine high
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:03,
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well, you're a woman
and we always end up talking to ourselves.
Only way to get intelligent, non-boob-related conversation.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:12,
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Only way to get intelligent, non-boob-related conversation.
would you rather
they slapped you about and told you to get to fuck?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:04,
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Thanks, I made it myself :)
You are, of course, credited in the alt. text ;)
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:00,
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You are, of course, credited in the alt. text ;)
Suggested your phantastic idea to the
mods to have an option of placing that icon next to the user name when you select the "I am intoxicated" option in the post message screen. Will see what happens.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:02,
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The bandwidth for this website is fucking enormous,
why programme in more information and images for the bandwidth to collapse moreover
DATABASE FULL
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06,
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DATABASE FULL
buggering fuck!!!!!!
That scared the living shit out of me! (both times)
However, GMOS has all teh talent*
*except the talent that teh Neville has
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:55,
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However, GMOS has all teh talent*
*except the talent that teh Neville has
i'd shave my legs, i'd wear a bra
even chop my penis off for you!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:58,
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errr..sorry...just finished last exams...........
GAH.....there's been a serious lack of cdc's around here recently.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:50,
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GAH.....there's been a serious lack of cdc's around here recently.
Damn you, damn you and your crudely drawn cock.
/me has a week left to go
/me has an exam tommorow
/methinks I should be revising right now...
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:53,
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/me has an exam tommorow
/methinks I should be revising right now...
woo!
i also just finished my last exams! lots of nakedness because of it!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54,
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I've got loads left
all subjects I was forced to do by the school
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:56,
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I got home and found this on my door step
bloody cats
bah! I can't stay mad at teh kitty for long. Its all too fluffy
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48,
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bloody cats
bah! I can't stay mad at teh kitty for long. Its all too fluffy
pfft
im gonna feed it chips and gravy. That should make it bigger
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52,
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there used to be a pub around here called the Yellow Cat
ages ago
apparently
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52,
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apparently
They are currently being used to magnify the sun onto kittens backs to make them wriggle
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:54,
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Ha haaaaa!
I thought of something like that but didn't have the technology to do it!
Or the ability.
Much wooness to you, sir!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:44,
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Or the ability.
Much wooness to you, sir!
Yeah,
but I can't remember if I slept last night
/edit: or where I was
//edit: or how I got home
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:52,
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/edit: or where I was
//edit: or how I got home
that's lovely! I thought it was so sad until it was suddenly so happy!
And it's made me remember something of mine to repost for the challenge:
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48,
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that's great!
am i going insane or was there no kitty before?
edit: now i see
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edit: now i see
I dropped my change in the petrol station yesterday and said "oh noes"
then laughed so much at "oh noes" that I dropped the rest of my money.
Then again, I was pretty baked at the time.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:42,
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Then again, I was pretty baked at the time.
/looks for 'I like this' button.
/doesn't find one.
/wanders off.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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/doesn't find one.
/wanders off.
Jump, quick, while its mouth is open!!!!
that is one fuck-off tongue. Is he single?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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huzzah!
congratulations! it is such a great feeling. i get my results on monday
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41,
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I did bollocks in my A-Levels
but still got into uni.
Take that, OCR!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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Take that, OCR!
I'm afraid they're governed by Edexcel
and you just know what they're like...
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:46,
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Oh go on then,
they haven't been waved in anyones face for a while anyway...
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:48,
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It certainly is!
it's all over!! and it's towns yearly piss up! i mean...the beer fest! woo!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:51,
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Huge teddy bears are not freindly.
Apologies for the stupidly poor quality..
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36,
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I wonder what'd happen if creation was reclaimed
Would we be governed by these idiots?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36,
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Hahahaha!
Damn, you, The Neville! *goes to get something to mop up sprayed drink*
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36,
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Woo!
I always said that Ken Dodd was God*
*not true in the slightest
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:37,
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*not true in the slightest
Do you think god
wears a t-shirt that says nobody knows i'm god?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:38,
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It would be funny
Although I think you'll find, if you study my accurate depiction of God in His Kingdom closely
you'll find that (as well as His Magnificent Cape) he's wearing a long sleeved shirt that says "GOD".
He can do that, you see, he gets away with that kind of egotistical crap
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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you'll find that (as well as His Magnificent Cape) he's wearing a long sleeved shirt that says "GOD".
He can do that, you see, he gets away with that kind of egotistical crap
hehehe
what tax bracket is god in? serves him right for turning all those rich men away at the eye of the needle thing.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:39,
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Know what?
I have no fecking idea at all what that's all about, or even if it's been shopped.
Then again, I'm easily confused...
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:39,
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Then again, I'm easily confused...
Ah
that's alright then.
I'm very sensitive. I may even have slight emo tendencies.
Except that I'm a grown-up.
And have a boyfriend.
And actual friends.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:41,
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I'm very sensitive. I may even have slight emo tendencies.
Except that I'm a grown-up.
And have a boyfriend.
And actual friends.
Hahaha
But you've gotta add the oldschool walkman and a tear drop
Oh, and horn-rimmed glasses
And don't forget the pin.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:35,
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Oh, and horn-rimmed glasses
And don't forget the pin.
Bush finds Saddam's WMD's
High-Res available
and a high-res of the cereal box.
I know this is kind of late in posting, but I think it was worth it.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:28,
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High-Res available
and a high-res of the cereal box.
I know this is kind of late in posting, but I think it was worth it.
OK, apparently the world doesn't care
It was worth a shot. My mates are rolling.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:43,
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Haha
The worst offenders are Nesquik cereal - looks exactly like rabbit shit, and they even have a rabbit as the mascot!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:29,
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Also, nothing to do with Toast.
/Zig and Zag? Anyone? No? Alright then.
Edit: how rude, woo!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:29,
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Edit: how rude, woo!
Just found my sisters old Never Mind the Zoganbongs tape a few weeks ago
Recorded it to a laptop and burned it on CD. Mono only but still brilliant!
Making a 'Ted Dansons wig' cartoon at the moment, will post it when it's done.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:36,
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Making a 'Ted Dansons wig' cartoon at the moment, will post it when it's done.
Cockalorum?
My 'Pooh eating' (that sounds even worse) pic has bindun???
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:37,
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You bastard!
What have you done to Winnie Poo? I will never be able to watch any of the movies again without remembering this picture!
BTW: WOO YAY
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:29,
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BTW: WOO YAY
Hahaha.
Yes! Then Yogi for the main course and Rupert for dessert.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:30,
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Woo! Disney and Satan go so well, don't you think?
Have a related pearoast
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