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# repoast from a while back that I just found in my files
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)
# no mouth?
that's no fun


lully pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Eye sockets
look kinda alluring.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:03, archived)
# creepy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Just found in your flies, eh?
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] unhealthy obsession...

I think Bill oddie has an un-natural fear of cats!
(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Cillit Bang


Hi! Barry the Scot here, asking if you have problems with limescale, rust, ground in dirt. They're a challenge for some household cleaners, but not for Cillit Bang. Look how it gets this penny, good as new...
(tubeman trousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# TJ! Oh my sweet jesus lord....
never go on the swings...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)
# cunt.
(Papagato RackSpanner, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:08, archived)
# BRAINS!!!!!

(Smokey the Weasel, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:44, archived)
# he he!
WOO!
(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# arf
i sniggered
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Whatever

click for world peace
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# SPLENDID
*deactiavting caps lock
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:44, archived)
# My god this is freaky!!!
I haven't posted for a while, but this guy who posts on my forum is a MJ fan who does artwork... Here's a pic he did of MJ and Messaru...



You can see more if his *sic* images here:
Shir - The MJ Fan Artist
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# wtf
why does the kid have a nazi jacket?
(Leroj, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# prince harry
...bleached
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# I don't fn' know... it's so creepy...
Here's the link to the thread... I am still shocked. You can read the words of the artist herself here...

The *sic* thread

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# Those replies are even more disturbing
"Yaaay! I want so see more of black Michael rogering white Michael up the bum! So cute!"
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# I know... as sick as they are... some are funny.
I am just shocked how this is a woman, and she thinks it's ok to be a pedophile if you're Michael Jackson... holy crap!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# makes perfect sense to me...
that a weirdo like MJ would have weirdo fans...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# see.
i said* jackson wasn't the sickest person ever

* may not be 100% of fact. but i'd have been right if i had said it.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Why am I still on there?
Looking at that quite interestly drawn filth?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:01, archived)
# Because it's creepy and draws you in...
Like some sick MJ Cult?
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Flamingo Johnny Go

still too old to rock and roll

edit: Is there anybody old enough to know who this actually is?

The man not the bird
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Ian Anderson?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# You've an old head
on young shoulders!

Have a marathon bar!

*snickers quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Hurrah!
Have a Tull-related pea:
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# You are teh best
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Haha, thanks.
More here: benryves.com/bin/b3ta/?f=3974157
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Are you my
MUMMY?
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Didn't recognise him at first
without his CODPIECE (*shudders*)

Is teh pretty flamingo Manfred Mann in drag?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Tis
Teh Tull and his flute of rawk
(darfbozo, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)
# smoothed it out a bit.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# noise!
now you have hypnotised me into staring at this screen all day.. damn you
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Bejaysus!
thats beautiful, in a machina like way...


on another note, its fucking warm today, is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Very
I don't want to go for a curry cos I can't find my neat shorts and it will be too hot. There will, however, be beer for sale at this place so I am sorely tempted to put up with hot legs for this pleasure.

Oh, Mr Woo, what should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# sarong
and thanks for all the fish
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# Ooh
Pretty. *watches for a while* Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# That's very nice
although the teeth on the inside edges can't be meshing with the teeth on the outside edges, or else they ought to jam.
/picky
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# erm..
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# I have some bad news for you Mr Oucheh
You are a loony.

But woo to brave piss-diving stickmen
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# thank you
and apparently I had a sex change too ;P
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Oooh sorry Missus
I didn't check your profile. But I have now - nice stuff. I'm afraid I knocked Eric off his ice-floe, was that a bad thing to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# Haha you crazy bastard
Woosome!
(minifuma, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Eww.
Poowater.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Does he survive?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# what do you think?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
#
After recent controversy, MJ underwent a rebranding

(tubeman trousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# first time on
hmmm so wats the watter in the hurricane??
(may7black, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Sorry?
What you talkin' about son?
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# You want this
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# I hat eit when people
do that
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# *sings*
Do, do, do, the FAQ.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# first time on?
... well... you shouls ask your mum really but what you need is a tampax or a sanitary towel... dont worry... all that blood is normal
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# have an eggy pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Here, Kezza
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:00, archived)
# *hands over his hard earned irony points*
it was worth it, believe me
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# more eggy fun
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:03, archived)
# teh kaiser loved his pet otter
Otter Von Bismarck
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Arf!
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:01, archived)
# Compo it?
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Teh pun
it hurts

Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Shouty sci-fi overacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:50, archived)
# What a coincidence.
Foo.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:51, archived)
# it really should read
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Or
Damn you all to hell!!


There seems to be a lot of it about.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Or perhaps
BLOOOOOOONDIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEDCOOOOOORE
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# i was born ready
/\ that
(I_am_B, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Darth is definitely a cat person
(tubeman trousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha
made me think of www.petsinuniform.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:51, archived)
# $20 for a headswap??
What a swizz!
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# This kitty litter is armed and fully operational
I suggest we use it.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# certainly
but for what
(tubeman trousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Hmm
Maybe us cat people shold resort to plan B - putting out fire with gasoline.

/reallyobscurereference
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:01, archived)
# Smug Bastard's socks were safe...for now...
(Mr. Bob Christmas = Mince Pies!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Who owns who ?
Do the dolphins own the Man U fans or is it the other way around? It depends on who you consider the more intelligent.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:44, archived)
# "so long and thanks for all the fish"
i think that as a species, dolphins are smarter
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
AICMFP

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Sci-fi geek!
AISYFP.
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Yes, Cov looks lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:41, archived)
#
Looks more like some kind of skating porno flick.
(WiggZ, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:42, archived)
# the kid with the helmet is obviously middle class
chav parents wouldn't care if he had the helmet on or not.

Plus he hasn't turned orange from excessive Sunny D consumption
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:43, archived)
# I don't think that's a helmet
it looks more like a white pac man eating his braaaaaaaains!
(WiggZ, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:45, archived)
# little bastard deserves it
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:51, archived)
# fixed!
EDIT: helmet now changed to more suitable attire
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(WiggZ, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# *cries*
I have to go back near there at the end of this week
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
Coventry is a shithole, and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Sweet! So I stuck alot of flyers for that club night on the window.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:37, archived)
# I didn't think you could prosecute bill posters
ya know, because they're inanimate objects. still, i guess it's good that they wont be prosecuted
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:42, archived)
# Bill Posters is innocent.
/old joke. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:42, archived)
# so lets get this straight,
nobody who posts bills will be prosecuted, right?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:48, archived)
# that was my interpretation
but then, I did take that photo in Glasgow. Weegie-english is a bit different from "propa" English
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Scribbles from the other ideas I had while thinking up EPG #1
"Science Girl" - labcoat wearing vixen who saves mankind on a daily basis using the power of SCIENCE.

what the hell does "the power of SCIENCE" look like though?
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Kind of like a modern day McGyver.
Woo!
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:36, archived)
# kind of
except she has a doctorate in "fighting evil with with the power of SCIENCE".
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:44, archived)
# ooh. my mate nicky would like that -- pic and concept.
(forwards link to this thread)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Black
and irritating.
(WiggZ, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:36, archived)
# like my old flatmate
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:40, archived)
# It looks like a Gilson P20 pipette
with a yellow tip on it

And woo to the pic. Most impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:38, archived)
# thats nice
I think science is a little spinning blue ball right?
or maybe a toucan?
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Her name should be
"Madame Scrotes"
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Good science, I say.
/woo
(Fizz Bitch, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Yes!
More SCIENCE is required in EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)

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