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Did anyone watch telly last night?

Who saw this gem?

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Your Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)

He's a cinderella boy

come on, cannonball it, cannonball comin'

i love caddy shack.

(thor not logged in, i have a new machine i'm installing at the moment, YAY!, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:00, archived)

Judge Smails:

"Danny, Ive sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I OWED it to them."

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Your Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:07, archived)

caddyshack

is a classic. bill murray pumping away on his lawn sprayer behind the flowerbeds is sheer genius. "you're a monkey woman, you wore green so i wouldn't see ya..."

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lurker_no_more, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:32, archived)

that reminds

me on one of my shite flash anims

home.arcor.de/foxya/Film5.html

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:08, archived)

missed that

me and the ex were on a plane back from madrid, where i saw this.

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big daft dave, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)

Bull Bowling?

...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:12, archived)

actually

it was bull balancing. the bloke in the picture came a close second with his 15 second balance.

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big daft dave, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)

I think its more of a balancing act.

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Your Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)

SNAP!

Are you at work?

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Your Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:25, archived)

no, but im

speechless about all this ... :o"

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:35, archived)

yes i am.

i'm working like the peverbial 'dog', as illustarted above.

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big daft dave, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:38, archived)

Heres another...

...I just like making them

(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:49, archived)

Very good, but you missed out the best line of the film though

"Whassindabox? Whassindabox?"

(Nacho, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:05, archived)

You need to have

his wifes head in the box.

Also, he should say "I'm killing people who commit one of the seven deadly sins, in some sort of relevant way. I give in."

:)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:05, archived)

The idea is

to cut out all the crap. wait 'til you see 'titanic'.

(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:07, archived)

Yeah, cut out all the crap

but wassindabox is vital.

(Nacho, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)

for some reason this really terrified me.

click to zoom in a new window

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)

I dunno whats scarier

The man himself, or the fact that his body is missing :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)

Does anyone know of a good [free|share] ware gif animator

Or am I being a cheap gypsy and should pay for it?

I feel my artistic flare is being stifled without such a tool.

(Tuna, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)

I'm currently

working my way through my free 30 days of Jasc Animation Shop, and its fan-bloody-tastic.

It has more effects than you could shake a stick that has been specifically designed for shaking at effects at.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)

if only we could stop time.

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rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)

well

my date and time is currently on 12th march 2001 just so i can use PSP. naughty me.

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tomdog, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:38, archived)

Up to psp 5

you could uninstall, remove some registry keys and re-install for a new 30 days. But obviously I wouldn't know anything about that.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:44, archived)

well i have no idea

about that :) but you could go to Kazaa and find the full version there.

i bought mine :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:51, archived)

You could

put together a little VB to change the date, run Animshop and change at back once it's run... I did!

(Fuzzbucket, logged out becoz his work proxy is a bitch, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:46, archived)

ImageReady is free....

...if someone burns you a CD of it. Know anyone in the Graphic Design/Web industries?

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)

Thanks

I'm trying this one:
www.ulead.com.tw/ulead/download/download.cfm

- will let you know.

(Tuna, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)

That's a 15 day trial

and it puts something sneaky on yer system so you can't uninstall and reinstall.

According to someone I know.

Who removed every file, registry key and fluffle valve known to man+dog.

It wasn't me though.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:44, archived)

There's this

if you've got a mac, from versiontracker .

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mrbrong, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)

that's a better idea of course

clicky!

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popt_art, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:29, archived)

They would

be very handy for orking purposes.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)

orking

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popt_art, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)

Yes.

Cow Orking. If flibz's B3ta search was working, I'd post a link, but it isn't, so I won't.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)

try the secret search

http://b3ta.com/board/scripts/search.php

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rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)

Oooh! Secret Search!

Handy :)

It didn't find the original Cow Orking thread though. Its pretty useless :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)

Oi!

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)

Oh yes...

sorry... forgot... :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)

orking

yes it didn't shed much light eh! someone clue me in?

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popt_art, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)

It stemmed from

when I mentioned cow-orkers being the standard mispeeling of co-workers.

We then decided that orking was taking photos of animals with their nose really close to the lens.

I then made the no-orking sign you can see above.

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chthonic, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:51, archived)

i think

the no orking logo would make nice merchandise.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)

which is now

my desktop picture. thanks

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)

marvy!

also, googling reveals...

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popt_art, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:58, archived)

Someone asked me the other day...

what b3ta was about, so i made this.

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:27, archived)

Yup,

That's pretty much it... Whoop!

(Fuzzbucket's job sucks., Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:48, archived)

As i was staring out the 12th floor window at work..

i couldn't belive my eyes.. so i grabbed the digital camera...

clicky for a better view (mind, its 128Kb)

(Jamsie, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)

beautiful!

when i saw the first picture i thought those two explosions in the middle were pigeons.

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tomdog, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)

Good to see

the Quo in action.

Smart.

(sasquatch, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:28, archived)

(twelveways, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)

*hums that's life tune*

... and hands board over to Doc Cox.

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rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:31, archived)

Pop-up kitten.

Me first animation!

(tomsk, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)

kitten

in a kan.

Fabulous.

(amerella, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:50, archived)

PORTAMOO!

stylish miniature cows - so versatile!
because i think it's too big to post here...

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popt_art, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:07, archived)

On the subject of remaking films...

that are too long, how about this?

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:44, archived)

Hehe

In my past life a colleague went to see that film and when he came back he said 'I didn't see a single wolf' :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:45, archived)

Then he said

"I didn't see Kevin Costner either. It seemed to be about this alien who befriended a boy called Elliot..."

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)

Nah....

that was Titanic

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:38, archived)

you know, for kids...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:41, archived)

Really not going to sell,..

-David

(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:32, archived)

oh my god..

We have a winner right here!

(Jamsie, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:24, archived)

Heh

Think thats bad? Imagine the video!

Urhh.. actually... don't. Really don't.

*goes off to be sick* :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:43, archived)

Biscuit Losses increasing at Fox's

I wonder why?

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:30, archived)

Damn!

That's why we can't find sports biscuits anywhere.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)

a bit late...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:16, archived)

Sport's biscuits - Special Announcement

Nicey et al - I had a biscuit related flashback in the wee hours of this morning and I suddenly remembered that sports biscuits were made by Fox's Biscuits Ltd. Anyway, a bit of amateur biscuit detective work later and I recieved this e-mail from a very helpful lady called June of Fox's customer services dept (i'll forward the complete e-mail to you nicey in case you want to try and coax them into sending you a packet for review):

RE: FOX'S SPORTS BISCUITS
I have been passed your enquiry regarding the above product of ours.

Although I cannot be specific to your particular area, you should find these
listed in Tesco,Asda, Kwiksave, Morrisons and Co-op stores if any of these
are local to you. Having said that, although the supermarkets list the
product, not all their branches may stock it and therefore you will need to
go into your local supermarket customer services and ask if they can get
supplies in for you from their central warehouse depots. I have a supplier
code that you could quote in Tesco which is 05068479.

Another suggestion would be to try your local corner shop who may have
access to a Cash & Carry outlet (Booker C & C and Bestways C & C list this
line at 59p PMP) and they could possibly get supplies in for you.

I trust the above is of some help

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:14, archived)

mini cadburys fingers

discuss

(sorry im a bit bored and feeling unwell)

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DaWolfey, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:54, archived)

They are better than twiglets

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:56, archived)

your not kidding

i cant stand twiglets

my mate used to smoke them however... lunatic that he is

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DaWolfey, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:59, archived)

i find it strange that

in a world of chunky this and king size that. that there is also a trend towards miniturisation - the mini cadbury finger, the "twixel" and so on...

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DaWolfey, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:01, archived)

mini rolos

annoy the bloke behind My Pointless Opinion.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:04, archived)

mini m&m's

were stupid

too small

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DaWolfey, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:27, archived)

I designed

little rolos website and I can say they definately do exist, as I had a free pack.

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bazman, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:30, archived)

i cant find

the mini rolo website.. or even the regular size rolo website....

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DaWolfey, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:39, archived)

its not mini

its little, littlerolos.com

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bazman, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:41, archived)

tis not there....
its not even registered...

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DaWolfey, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:53, archived)

OK being completely stupid

littlerolo.com - no s clicky

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bazman, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:56, archived)

Just

ONE free pack?? tight bastards.

(twelveways, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:02, archived)

I agree

I wanted a years supply at least. They are made by Nestle so I had already sold my soul, so some appreciation i think.

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bazman, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:04, archived)

You were ripped off!

I would have asked for some money as well!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:29, archived)

They

have giant rolos as well

(icedragon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:16, archived)

Mini fingers?

Is this some kind of bespoke snack for Jeremy Beadle?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:58, archived)

Cadbury's mini fingers

discuss what?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:24, archived)

check this out

boil in a bag kitten

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breel, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:51, archived)

I feel it needs the bag. So here it is....

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Witty, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:03, archived)

It looks like it's trapped in ice

and you're trying to free it.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:05, archived)

is it supermans kitten father?

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rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)

Eat your heart out Frank Darabont

(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:49, archived)

umph

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:39, archived)

I don't know why

but I bloody love that. Woo!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:41, archived)

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