Worst job in the world?
Working in a cubefarm call centre
I did it for a year... I still drink heavily and hate everyone as a consequence.
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I did it for a year... I still drink heavily and hate everyone as a consequence.
One day I
chewed a groove in my keyboard and burst a knuckle on my phone - there was blood everywhere.
That was a good day.
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That was a good day.
I used to do
tech support for tiny computers, I never believed in hell until I took that job on
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:44,
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Have a look in the background.
This is where I used to work... I said look at the background...
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:47,
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This is where I used to work... I said look at the background...
Even seeing one
of those headsets sends me into a murderous rage.
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I don't know
it was like cuboid callcentre hell really. I just wanted post that pic up of Claire again. Oh what could have been...
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After
another unsuccessful night finding a lady all i can look at is the girl!
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I did a pager service...
...fucking pagers - never heard of a mobile phone?
Half the fuckers that rang:
Me: Can I take your message for Jane Doe?
Dumb fuck: Is that Jane?
Me: Do I sound like Jane?
Dumb fuck: No. Who is this?
Me: I can take a message for Jane if you wish... This is her pager service.
Dumb fuck: Is Jane there?
Me: Goodbye *click*
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Half the fuckers that rang:
Me: Can I take your message for Jane Doe?
Dumb fuck: Is that Jane?
Me: Do I sound like Jane?
Dumb fuck: No. Who is this?
Me: I can take a message for Jane if you wish... This is her pager service.
Dumb fuck: Is Jane there?
Me: Goodbye *click*
fucking hell!
luckily I never really spoke to anyone THAT stupid. It's almost funny, if it wasn't so true...
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it stops being funny
and just becomes plain scary when you reaise that people really are that stupid.
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Half the callers were
that stupid - the rest were dumber...
...the management were worse. Fucked their way up through the ranks. I once got a bonus for handling a record number of calls in a month - I really just hung up on most of my calls after about 10 seconds.
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...the management were worse. Fucked their way up through the ranks. I once got a bonus for handling a record number of calls in a month - I really just hung up on most of my calls after about 10 seconds.
Sometimes I would transfer them to
different queues like the mobile phone helpdesk or AA traffic info. Sometimes I would pretend to be their local pizza place. Sometimes I would whisper "I know where you live, fucko" and hang up.
It was very open ended and conducive to creativity.
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It was very open ended and conducive to creativity.
Meanwhile in the midweast...
I went to the H.Q. of an American Telecoms Co. in Omaha (back in '96 the official call centre city of USA) , Nebraska to recieve training in their evil american ways & the cubicles all the ordinary staff (500+)was about 2 foot square ! Just like Dilbert, I may be have been nieve but I've seen Veal in better working conditions !
The IT staff thought they had had it easy 'cos they lived in the server room (noise, flickering lights but slightly more space) they couldn't beleive that in Europe we tend to put servers in the basement and control them remotely !
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The IT staff thought they had had it easy 'cos they lived in the server room (noise, flickering lights but slightly more space) they couldn't beleive that in Europe we tend to put servers in the basement and control them remotely !
Viatel Inc.
I just remembered they went bust last year so I can slag them off :-unlike European boxes these had 6 foot plus partitions on 3 sides; no chatting with your colleagues. They used to hold up notes on sticks to pass messages to each other - it was so Vic & Bob but scary as real...
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Easy everything?
My son used work for an airline...now he's a heroin addict and lives in a doorway in The Strand:
"Good morning, EasyJet, how can I help you?"
"Hello, is that EasyJet?"
"Yes it is. How can I help?"
"Oh, I want to fly to Rome, on Friday, but I can't seem to be able to book it on the Net."
"I'm afraid EasyJet don't have a route to Rome, Sir."
"But I always use EasyJet."
"That's nice to hear Sir, but we don't fly to Rome unfortunately."
"Well how am I going to get to Rome? Several airlines have routes to Rome"
"I think you might have to try another airline, Sir."
"I think EasyJet need to decide whether they want my custom or not."
"We do want your custom Sir, and we love having you as a customer, but we don't fly to Rome."
"Okay, I want to speak to your supervisor."
"I'll transfer you Sir, but she will tell you the same thing. We don't fly to Rome."
"You are the most unhelpful person I have ever spoken to in my life. Are you being deliberately difficult, or are you just a fucking moron...."
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"Good morning, EasyJet, how can I help you?"
"Hello, is that EasyJet?"
"Yes it is. How can I help?"
"Oh, I want to fly to Rome, on Friday, but I can't seem to be able to book it on the Net."
"I'm afraid EasyJet don't have a route to Rome, Sir."
"But I always use EasyJet."
"That's nice to hear Sir, but we don't fly to Rome unfortunately."
"Well how am I going to get to Rome? Several airlines have routes to Rome"
"I think you might have to try another airline, Sir."
"I think EasyJet need to decide whether they want my custom or not."
"We do want your custom Sir, and we love having you as a customer, but we don't fly to Rome."
"Okay, I want to speak to your supervisor."
"I'll transfer you Sir, but she will tell you the same thing. We don't fly to Rome."
"You are the most unhelpful person I have ever spoken to in my life. Are you being deliberately difficult, or are you just a fucking moron...."
Callcentre Hell
I too used to work in a call centre. It was by far the worst job I could ever imagine. The work load was high and job satisfaction was zero. I used to dread going to bed in the evening as I was so distressed about going to that hell hole in the morning. I turned to alcohol which helped in the short term, after which I went to the doctor who prescribed high dose anti depressants. The working environment was terrible. Too many people in too small a space. I would have a permanent cold as there were so many germs spread through the air conditioning. The management were the most insensitive people who only cared for increasing the call volumes and cutting costs to make even more unrealistic and unacheivable targets. Everyone was depressed and it was a regular sight to see people in floods of tears in the toilets. This was not helped when management would bang on the door to say that they had been in there too long and to take some more calls. This is all without mentioning the constant abuse and verbal threats I recived daily from the callers. I have since found another job and am happy again. I would advise anyone not to work in a call centre as it will ruin your life.
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this is my best attempt,
im not too sharp at this tie of night.
even if i am wearing my coding hat.
[edit] bugger just noticed far superior pic lower down. my bad
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even if i am wearing my coding hat.
[edit] bugger just noticed far superior pic lower down. my bad
This ones funny though
It looks like he's just had a nasty fight with Liam in the toilets.
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thanks, but you're just
saying that to make me feel better :)
trying to think of a way to animate it
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trying to think of a way to animate it
Spinny toilet roll
maybe with a pattern/slogan on it.
SOmething Narwhal would like to wipe his arse with - Pics of Robbie Williams or something?
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SOmething Narwhal would like to wipe his arse with - Pics of Robbie Williams or something?
Mine needs some more work i think
it's got no background, i was just making the main bit in a rush.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:20,
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hmmm maybe
tomorrow. my bed is calling, which means i am
deprived of sleep and hallucinating. handy, that.
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deprived of sleep and hallucinating. handy, that.
alternative banner ads
sorry about the punchline, i'm half asleep
could pass as an entry for 'worst job in the world'
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sorry about the punchline, i'm half asleep
could pass as an entry for 'worst job in the world'
Please tell me they're bluury
I don't want to sleep yet but my eyes are going funny.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:00,
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think the latest ad really did it
..ffs sake it looks like paint.. and about as natural as pamela anderson
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:12,
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Looking at the bottle
you would expect it to be lumpy, but it's smooth and gloopy - not a juice, more of a slime or resin.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:32,
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oh god i'm splitting open......
thats just had me laughing for the past half an hour!
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XML, anyone?
<girly>
<name>
<firstname>Kylie</firstname>
<lastname>Minogue</lastname>
<likes>vulga's naughty bits</likes>
</name>
</girly>
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<name>
<firstname>Kylie</firstname>
<lastname>Minogue</lastname>
<likes>vulga's naughty bits</likes>
</name>
</girly>
tsk tsk
bad syntax. surely <likes> should be outside of <name>
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:56,
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Oh shit
that's why I'm still learning it then... honest... and I'm pissed, I'm surprised I remembered that much
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can anyone help me?
i cant remember the name of a track. i think its by soulwax and its got the line" drugs, dirty dancing and pounding techno music". i tryed to get it offa audiogalaxy but ill be buggered if i can remember wot its called.
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But I see...
azerty beat me to it...
"I woulda got away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids"
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:06,
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"I woulda got away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids"
Me & my missus have recorded a song
she's rapping. I er.. "produced". Please listen and tell me what you think. download here (1.1MB). BTW: It ain't serious.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:38,
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i need
a missus
although fucking hell, not one who talks like that.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:40,
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although fucking hell, not one who talks like that.
it's in character
she's actually dead posh and got a degree from oxford & stuff.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:41,
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i despise all universities
except the one i'm in. everywhere rejected me, despite being predicted fucking good results (which i then failed to get, but still...)
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:47,
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I was going to say
I can't remember her talking like that. Anyway, what is she going to do with the fottage from last Friday?
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:43,
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not a lot
we only recorded it for ourselves really. we thought about editing down the half hour of footage to 2 mins, but couldn't actually be arsed.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:45,
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i really must go to bed
i can hardly see.
hahaha
duckas an' de weavas!
noorf laanndon!
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:42,
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hahaha
duckas an' de weavas!
noorf laanndon!
How did you "mix" that?
I could do somthing else with the lyrics and such, if you still have the raw information?
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:42,
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yeah. I can give you the vocal without the backing
there's a fair bit of bleed onto the vocal track, but it should be workable.
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done!
download here - btw: everyone else... don't download this, unless you want to fuck about editing it. it's not very listenable in this state.
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Yay!
got it! I'll let you know when I've done something mad with it, I'm sure you'll both be proud...
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:56,
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Rob, Please post
your archers theme music rave track you did on the amiga all those years ago...please
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 2:37,
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nicely done...
coulda done with a touch more bile though methinks
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:38,
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night everyone...
here's a lame half-pissed pic of a Tasmanian Monghog.
Tasmanian devil, mongoose and warthog.
damn i wish i had my scanner back.
then it might have been good.
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Tasmanian devil, mongoose and warthog.
damn i wish i had my scanner back.
then it might have been good.
That's the beauty
of the <width> tag... I've tried doing that on some ex girlfriends I know, but that's another story.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:37,
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what other html tags would you like to apply to girlfriends?
(fuck it. lets indulge in really nerdy threads)
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.
<bitch="no">
<fuck my mates="no">
<nymphomaniac="yes">
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<fuck my mates="no">
<nymphomaniac="yes">
Is that a mong hog or a monghog
Looks like a window licker, thus the former
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 6:50,
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name an animal
the first three, i'll combine, if i can.
then I'll post it and collapse.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:18,
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then I'll post it and collapse.
singer from the animals
pop group. house of the rising sun. we've gotta get out of this place and ... er not much else.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:22,
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yeah. it wasn't really a suggestion ...
... just the first thing that came into my head when you said "name three animals." Um, I'm a more of a pop nerd than a zoologist.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:26,
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heres a test
what was the initial reason peter noone (hermans hermits singer)was favoured by the record company?
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:28,
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dunno
remember something about a an airport tanoy saying, "paging peter no one. paging peter no one" though. is that any help?
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i like that story.
it was the fact that he resembled john f kennedy. i know stupid shit.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:32,
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made me laugh. dunno why.
they're they unicorns of the seas if I remember my trip to the natural history museum correctly.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:28,
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yeah the big
pointy fish. they are comedy animals, like the hammerhead sharks or dugongs
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:31,
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just google image searched it
they are lovely. fish dolphins with mono horns. how good is that? Kittens should have mono horns. they should!
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:33,
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he he
made me laugh again. and I vowed that I hated puns. but fuck it - they're great! I want to see narwhal gallagher now.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:34,
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cool!
btw: I edited you subject line so that it would make sense when I approved it to the front page.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:51,
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Cool
I had just managed to convince myself that I'd put that subject line but i'd 'forgotten' about it.
You know how alkyhol plays havoc with the erm... the erm... you know... ooh look a goldfish.
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You know how alkyhol plays havoc with the erm... the erm... you know... ooh look a goldfish.
I didn't like it at all
*sniggers under breath*
Bwaah ha ha ha haaaaa!
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Bwaah ha ha ha haaaaa!
I hope
this hasn't already been posted, my credability is already negative amongst b3tans.
Sorry about posting un-photoshopped stuff, waiting for inspiration to hit.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:09,
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Sorry about posting un-photoshopped stuff, waiting for inspiration to hit.
The ugliest male escourt in the world
here. Is this for real? Fuck knows - but he's damn ugly. And not work safe. But who's at work now?
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:03,
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It looks like he has bitch-tits
image changed to link as it was making rob feel ill
Repaired and hosted elsewhere!
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:06,
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Repaired and hosted elsewhere!
thanks.
i almost got that image out of my head,
but now all hope is lost
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:13,
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but now all hope is lost
mmm
BRITNI
No es fácil escribir el nombre de esta joven cantante pechugona. Muchos se olvidan del diccionario cuando quieren buscar sus fotos en Google y en vez de poner su nombre ponen cualquiera de estas cosas.
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BRITNI
No es fácil escribir el nombre de esta joven cantante pechugona. Muchos se olvidan del diccionario cuando quieren buscar sus fotos en Google y en vez de poner su nombre ponen cualquiera de estas cosas.
Is there a virus outbreak at the mo?
They're coming in every 10 minutes to my inbox. Anybody else having problems?
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:33,
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I'm not right now
and I have about 3 email accounts, dotted about places, for eeeeerm... Oh fuck it I don't have a reason.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:35,
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they come with attachments
with a .bat extension. I'm just deleting them.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:37,
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that was lame
any more of that and ill have to .gif you a slap
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:49,
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are you a .pdf file?
nerdy humour. BTW: I shoved some nerdy joke from the board in the newsletter a few weeks ago, and I joke loads of emails saying that they liked it. Anybody know any good nerd jokes?
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:51,
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I was out in Brighton last night
As you know ran in to a bit of trouble and made a .swf exit...
<coat>
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:55,
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<coat>
so you didnt get to
use your dutch .sit expander?
sorry.
-edit-ok it made sense at the time...
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 0:24,
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sorry.
-edit-ok it made sense at the time...
why do the x-men watch so much tv?
because they have cable.
[that is the best i could make up under pressure, sorry. its a comic book nerd joke]
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[that is the best i could make up under pressure, sorry. its a comic book nerd joke]
i just searched for star trek jokes on google
Did you hear that the Star Trek Doctors from The Next Generation, The Original Series and Deep Space Nine are setting up their own medical practice?
They're going to call it "Crusher, Bones and Bashir."
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They're going to call it "Crusher, Bones and Bashir."
How many Microsoft employees
does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just declare darkness the standard
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None. They just declare darkness the standard
i do sem to be having
an anti M$ day today. dont know why, my pc hasny even crashed since 6 o'clock.
not bad going
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not bad going
I can't remember the one i heard but it used this concept.
My girlfriend asked for 10 good reasons why she shouldn't dump me.
I told her 1 - I'd bindumped already and 10 - I am one of the few people as obsessed as she is with binary.
(Erm Sorry reason 1 is poor but it's late and i'm making it up and i don't understand what a bindump is)
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I told her 1 - I'd bindumped already and 10 - I am one of the few people as obsessed as she is with binary.
(Erm Sorry reason 1 is poor but it's late and i'm making it up and i don't understand what a bindump is)
crap scottish poetry nerd joke
A man is being shown around a hospital. He comes to a ward full of people who seem to have nothing wrong with them. He goes to the first bed and says "Well, how are you." The patient looks him straight in the eye and says "The best lay schemes of mice and men gang aft aglay!". The visitor smiles politely, and walks to the next bed, where the patient greets him with a hearty "Och, gi'us a gift, the gift he gi'us, to see ourselves as other's see us." Slightly confused, the visitor tries to strike up a conversation with yet another inmate, but this one just mutters "Och, my luv's like a red, red, rose that's newly sprung in June" repeatedly.
"Is this the psychiatric ward?" says the visitor.
"No," the ward sister replies. "It's the burns unit."
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"Is this the psychiatric ward?" says the visitor.
"No," the ward sister replies. "It's the burns unit."
The Chili Peppers
are re-releasing one of their classics...
.gif it away...
I've already got me coat, so neeeeeer!
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:59,
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.gif it away...
I've already got me coat, so neeeeeer!
surprisingly
no. what's the offending thing? is it an OE only problem?
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:39,
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I'm using outlook express yeah ...
... it pops up a window saying do I want to open or save the attachment. I press delete.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:41,
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ah ok.
i'm using groupwise, you practically have to type in "i am a twat" to catch a virus
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:43,
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I probably should use a different email client ...
... but it came installed on the PC, and I'm lazy. That's the microsoft way.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:44,
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hooray for satellite tv
after the top 10 - The Kenny Everett show and now Knowing Me Knowing You on UK Play
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:30,
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better than C4
Paul Morleys sister? Self obsessed boring rubbish. She's simply not very interesting.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:32,
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i watched the first few minutes of that
ive no idea who she is but she sounds like a total total freak to me......
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You are known as the top chef in your field
yet you only have 1 restaurant.
Berni Inn has thousands...
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:39,
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Berni Inn has thousands...
We should get away from all that is sterotypically Irish...
You know, Irish Leprechauns, 4 leaved clovers, Guinness...
People with eyebrows on their cheeks, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons...
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You know, Irish Leprechauns, 4 leaved clovers, Guinness...
People with eyebrows on their cheeks, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons...
Mr Vulga, would you very kindly...
...mind saying 'Please note, this ride may not be suitable for small children as images of Ann Widdecombe are used. for your own safety, please follow the instructions of the ride operatives at all times. there are two riders to a row' then also 'please wait untill the ride has come to a complete stop before alightting to your left. ride photos are available from the shop priced at £3.95.'.
IF you could that would be a big help, and, all in one sound file is fine... i can split it up later.
Cheers
and if not, please just reply to this message with cuntymints.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:22,
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IF you could that would be a big help, and, all in one sound file is fine... i can split it up later.
Cheers
and if not, please just reply to this message with cuntymints.
On it's way
to you now, one of them is a bit quiet, but I'm a bit pissed and didn't realise until I sent it to you. Hope it's what you wanted :)
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:29,
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It returned...
I'll convert them to mp3, if that'll help, they were about 1.5 Mb
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C4 Top 10 stuff
Just been watching it, and just seen the thread here.
My girlfriend works on the series and says email the producer to tell him you liked it 'coz he'll be well chuffed.
[email protected]
BTW: Kate Thorton & Maconie have been banned from this series for being boring.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:16,
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My girlfriend works on the series and says email the producer to tell him you liked it 'coz he'll be well chuffed.
[email protected]
BTW: Kate Thorton & Maconie have been banned from this series for being boring.
and Maconie is a bit of a twat..
...who just says the same thing about everything.
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.though it has to be said
if she was gagged I wouldn't mind gettin
NO CARRIER
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NO CARRIER
"she is a very dull girl
who really likes ronan keating (without any irony)", says lucy.
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lucy has hit the goddammed nail
on the head.
probably 'admires' 911 too. dizzy thornton.
besides, anyone who is so oestrogen-fuelled to call themselves after chocolate has got to be dangerous, eh?
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:31,
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probably 'admires' 911 too. dizzy thornton.
besides, anyone who is so oestrogen-fuelled to call themselves after chocolate has got to be dangerous, eh?
he he
'tis done...
Dear Martin,
I was watching C4 top ten tonight, and I felt compelled to congratulate you on a class series, although tonights programme was a bit tainted by the appearance of Michael Barrymore, (who disgusts me).
I feel the top ten series has been THE best entertainment on television. with precise researching, and accurate results, (although Chris Morris was robbed) top hole!
There should be more of the same from channel 4, nostalgia is something that grips us with grasping grips, e.g.100 greatest childrens t.v.
keep up the fantastic woork,
Dino
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Dear Martin,
I was watching C4 top ten tonight, and I felt compelled to congratulate you on a class series, although tonights programme was a bit tainted by the appearance of Michael Barrymore, (who disgusts me).
I feel the top ten series has been THE best entertainment on television. with precise researching, and accurate results, (although Chris Morris was robbed) top hole!
There should be more of the same from channel 4, nostalgia is something that grips us with grasping grips, e.g.100 greatest childrens t.v.
keep up the fantastic woork,
Dino
"he'll love that so much"
says lucy.
And rob says, "I wish I could switch between user names on this damn message board."
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:30,
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And rob says, "I wish I could switch between user names on this damn message board."
the missus had made the same comment
(and others I think)
but don't worry yourself deary, as long as we all communicate!
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:37,
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but don't worry yourself deary, as long as we all communicate!
chris morris wasnt just robbed
he was raped
7.... pah... useless....
3rd would have been more accurate
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:33,
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7.... pah... useless....
3rd would have been more accurate
he was in the show. he got his 6 1/2 minutes
the order is pretty irrelevant.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:34,
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I was pleased to see Peter Cook ...
... a funny man. He liked bees. Always good.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:47,
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woo for audiogalaxy
tonight faves..
jmsilk...where all house came from
blur....just a few faves
eek a mouse...best ever reggae
Quietman(Now and Zen)... what a toon.
the lovin'spoonful(what a day for a daydream)... mmmm mellow.
heaven.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:12,
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jmsilk...where all house came from
blur....just a few faves
eek a mouse...best ever reggae
Quietman(Now and Zen)... what a toon.
the lovin'spoonful(what a day for a daydream)... mmmm mellow.
heaven.
Download
"Midfielding" by Midfield General, and listen carefully to the words (but the intro is over a minute before the story kicks in.)
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:14,
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And see if you can find a copy of
"Blackbirds Singing in the Night" by Bobby McFerrin
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:15,
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Let me know what you think of the
"Midfielding" tune once you've heard it.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:22,
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in the list
only just realised ..
Bobby Mc F = Don't worry be happy..
/all flooods back
too muuuch booooooze
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:41,
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Bobby Mc F = Don't worry be happy..
/all flooods back
too muuuch booooooze
and who could resist a title like that?
woo, yay, and goodnight.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:18,
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which album is that from?
i though i had all their stuff but clearly i dont...
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:19,
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it was self titledi think
italso had 'i ate your horse' and 'hitler was a sensitive man' on it.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:25,
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hmmm me
no have.
my fave is probably "you're a trendy fukking pussy"
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:30,
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my fave is probably "you're a trendy fukking pussy"
not heard that
they musta done a few albums. i bet their mums are proud.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:34,
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its from
"44 more reasons to hate us". along with classics like "you're a fucking cunt", "kill women" and "you fucking freak".
popular among the over 60's apparently
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:37,
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popular among the over 60's apparently
I find
hitler was a sensitive man
and windchimes are gay
to be very poignent social commentaries
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:20,
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and windchimes are gay
to be very poignent social commentaries
barrymore has a new sitcom
'only pools and corpses'
[/old joke]
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:58,
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[/old joke]
don't watch blade II
appart from a hot chick, kris kristofferson and luke goss, it has nothing. actually that makes it sound pretty good. but its shit.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:01,
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Vulga, you cheeky monkey!
Tsk, send a guy a jpg, and he takes all credit for it!
;-P
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:01,
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;-P
Naah mate
she's not the lady on the left, she's a friend of mine from "Oop North"
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:11,
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oh come on...
i hate sloppy seconds. its like fucking a defrosted turkey.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:11,
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North?
Vulga, you know damn well i am not from the North, you west country bumpkin.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:14,
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Vulga, you cretinous surface feeder....
i live in the North, I am not from there you imbecile as well you know ;-P
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:19,
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See?
The people here are nice really... I apologise, that Lady Delirium is not from "Oop North" she is from "Daaahn Saaaf" and I am from "Oo-arr land" But I now live in Brighton as most of you know, this is where Ms Delirium used to live before defecting. Good on yer!
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:33,
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and what wrong
with being from the north?
[edit] their site's down. gits.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:26,
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[edit] their site's down. gits.
Nothing...
Except when you are not! I have no desire to pretend that i am from somewhere i am not is all :-D
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:27,
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fair enough.
no need to don my the north tee in defiance then. damn.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:32,
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Sorry :-D
You go right ahead, let it never be said i denied a guy the right to rant...
might not listen but go for your life ;-P
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:41,
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might not listen but go for your life ;-P
there we go
this symbolises my electronic donning of a t shirt. or something.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:46,
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i can only imagine
what that is like. and more to the point, how
you know. except i'm not entirely sure i want to
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:15,
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you know. except i'm not entirely sure i want to
Dont share...
girls or defrosted turkeys? I think the world should know ;-)
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:21,
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Mr Vulga, would you very kindly...
mind saying 'Please note, this ride may not be suitable for small children as images of Ann Widdecombe are used. for your own safety, please follow the instructions of the ride operatives at all times. there are two riders to a row' then also 'please wait untill the ride has come to a complete stop.' and finally 'please exit the ride to your left. ride photos are available from the shop priced at £3.95.'.
IF you could that would be a big help, and, all in one sound file is fine... i can split it up later.
Cheers.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:05,
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IF you could that would be a big help, and, all in one sound file is fine... i can split it up later.
Cheers.
That card the police gave me
yesterday, doesn't half make good roach material. Do you think they've done it on purpose?
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:36,
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Of course
what do you think they use themselves? Some of my mates are coppers an' they're more bent than some of the crims they pick up.....
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:40,
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what did you
get cardified for then? sellling fucksocks without a licence?
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:56,
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or being furtive in charge of a penguin?
hmmm... imagine the b3ta police... and what they might arrest people for. Plenty of material there!
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:57,
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Suppose...
the cheeky bast'ds will send you a "Victim Support" letter too, despite not being interested when you rang em earlier....
They sent me one when my bike got nicked.....
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:05,
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They sent me one when my bike got nicked.....
you'll have to search
backwards to last night for the tale of scraps in Brighton's Yates' Wine Lodge....there's an unwritten law countrywide that states any Yates' establishtment is THE place to go for a fight. Has been for over 20 years....gods I feel old now.
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:07,
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Remember
that Yates's wine lodge, West Street, Brighton...
Thats...
Yates's, West Street, Brighton. Ithankyou
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:12,
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Thats...
Yates's, West Street, Brighton. Ithankyou
Once again...
Brightonlife.com seem to have captured the essence of this god awful dive..
Vulga you gotta post a review here... scathing attack required
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:25,
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Vulga you gotta post a review here... scathing attack required
Please stop Vulga, your making me laugh too much tonight!
Papa: Hello Dave?
Dave: I'm Sorry?
Papa: Is that Dave?
Dave: Oh, no, theres no-one
called dave here.
Papa: OK. Is Dave there?
Dave: No, I'm...
Papa: Dave my wife would like
to use your toilet.
Don't worry, she won't
be long... esheguru,
esheberangala!
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Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:35,
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Dave: I'm Sorry?
Papa: Is that Dave?
Dave: Oh, no, theres no-one
called dave here.
Papa: OK. Is Dave there?
Dave: No, I'm...
Papa: Dave my wife would like
to use your toilet.
Don't worry, she won't
be long... esheguru,
esheberangala!
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