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# Crack addiction is high amongst those in captivity.
(schoey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:28, archived)
# and cheap
very cheap.

w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:28, archived)
# hazzah!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)
# more sock


#1 / #2 / #3 / #4
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Good and evil odd socks eh?
wherever did you get an idea like that?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# reverend dan
said good sock
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# i think you misheard me there
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# what
rude clock?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:28, archived)
# nude cock?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i guess he must have just
plucked it from thin air
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# oi
leave my thin 'air alone
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# good holiday sir?
Welcome back.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:27, archived)
# yeah
'twas good, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)
# slim
you realise that mattyboy, crouchingbadger, myself and you now live in a straight line about a mile long? taxi sharing after the bash? it's possible...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)
# strafing run?
it's possible.....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:30, archived)
# if you did, you'd damage a higher value of property than if you napalmed manchester
and that would just be by the time you've got to cb's house.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:32, archived)
# good idea
as long as you're not going to ask me back for 'coffee'
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:30, archived)
# why?
would you prefer to be asked back for 'sex'?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:32, archived)
# No, good point
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Jiva and Munkt0n
are looking for a floor for the night.
Just thought this was an apt time to mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)
# they can sleep in the open air.
in july, london has a mediterranean climate.

/lie.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)
# I'll tell them
you said that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:36, archived)
# if you like...
i don't have space for two people, sorry...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Don't tell me,
tell them.
I was only raising awareness.
They'll be ever so upset, especially since they had no idea I'd opened my fat gob.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# it is *quite* fat, yes.
but i suspect they're used to it.

/playful punch on the arm.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Mr B
Dutchbird said you may be looking for somewhere to crash after the bash.
My sofa bed is currently available, and even better I'll have had a week off work to tidy my flat, so it'll be almost clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Aw cheers mate,
thanks but I have secured a space at Jadevipers.
You're too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# OK
Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I bet
Jiva and Munkt0n would appreciate it though.
I can recomend them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# sorted
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# went out on the piss
on friday in London, and ended up catching the 5am train home after going to an outdoor cafe at 3.

the weather was fine, wasn't cold at all...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
#


note: may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# ooh
I like these

(but nobody tell Sunshine Elephant)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I might
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# no
way!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# what an odd sock

...'ha ha'

(grampski, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Didn't even have to check the tag to see it was you, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha!
socktastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:33, archived)
# no idea why


(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that's real - 100% of FACT
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# is it?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# yep.
it won an award.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# a friend of mine has lots of pictures like that.
can't remember the name of the artist, but there's ducks paddling in soup and the like.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# ah
but does it have the reverend dan charm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# is tea better in ...
a china cup or a glass cup?
(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# or a bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# or a paper cup.
/slurp
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)
# tastes better slurped directly from the saucer.
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I use a 1-pint double skinned stainless steel mug
Keeps the stuff hot for ages (which I think is the best way to keep it tasting nice).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)
# flasks tend to make it ...
taste funny
(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)
# sweet!
yay! =D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Hooray
for ducks in beer!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)
# That is
my wallpaper.

*F_A_C_T*
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# rrrrrrepost
just felt the need....

for a party trick

(got this from the sun virals)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# now *that's*
lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# thanks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i missed your 6000th
where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# after you distracted me last night
I fucked off doing something good in flash and used some of the frames for this instead.

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# we were both in it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# TJ
mindpiss from earlier

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# You're not from around here, are ya boy.

Ahm gonna give you a twelvty second headstart, and then ahm gonna set ma maw on you.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# lazy twunt
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# it's a good job
that nobody reads The Sun then......



hmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Four and a half months,
forty-four episodes of Humphrey and Duncan,
ten frontpages...


click for 1024x768

...and 5000 posts.

I love this place. C'mon, group hug.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# get off me
you bummer!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# i like your face too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# have you
shaved yet? you workshy fop
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i have.
i'm as smooth as a baby's bottom.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# you dirty
paedo workshy fop.. thingie... er... person
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Which is more
than you can say for your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I'm not touching you,
I shall cheer you from a far.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# *hug*
oh and this is 1951 for me.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# ooooh... i have 1934...
i might try and catch you up
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# so, any luck with advice mentioned below?
is the kernel recognizing it as a usb device?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# it doesn't even register its existence
i'm in windows now (in which it does work) but if i switch over to linux it doesn't seem to detect it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# righto
what you have to see first if linux registers it as a usb device.

so this by checking the kernel messages: running dmesg

and then if its detected you know your usb drivers are fucked. :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# good plan... i will return in two shakes of a limp sprat
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Blimeh.
That's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i made it specially
for your 5000th
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# That's 0%
of *FACT*.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# its the thought that counts
not the fact quotient
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# True,
but it was an outright lie.

Thanks all the same, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# "I`m wanking
while I drive this"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Woo!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# *polite applause*
now put yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# can i just say that all too often i confused tedmus with tedious?
i do, i really do. fortunately you're both brilliant on here, so it's not like i'm giving out undeserved praise.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# We confuse each other
at times.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# humphrey and duncan are ace.
please get a tv series for them.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# You work at the BBC.
Any idea how to pitch something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# i did pass the url on to the commissioning editor for animation
iirc...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Blimeh!
Er, did you hear anything back?

looks at the 'Buy Thomas A Better Camera Fund' and wonders whether he can use that and some savings to splash out on a decent video camera and get H&D onto DV tape...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:27, archived)
# no.
but's he's very busy. i've never met him, i stress, so me jumping up and down and squealing with delight almost certainly means nothing to him; i just managed to find out who he is, and passed on the site.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Well, what can I say -
thank you very much for trying!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)
# it
happens a lot I'm told !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# but
I'm obviously far more handsome and charming
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# You're the man, Tedious!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# yay!
and many moreeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# yay
I really do love H&D :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# well done on 5,000



/slowly backs away
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Awww! *HUG*
Yay for Humphrey and Duncan!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:37, archived)
# oh dear

excuse me whilst I woo myself............woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)
# woo !
if you were a gobshite like me you'd be at 3000 by now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# i'm pushing 8000
i'm so ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# you're not
the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# yoi're even worse
i had a 110 day head start...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I've slowed recently




someone cut off my legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I
passed 8000 last week :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I passed 6000 recently
only been here 4 months :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)
# that makes me look like a lurker.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# no, that's the dirty rain coat
and shifty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)
# and the injunction.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:33, archived)
# granted
but I'm rarely here during the day and have another life in the evenings
and prefer quality over quantity/handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)
# congratumalations!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# woo yay!
congrats, you Oirish loon!

ps what's your name mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# abevoapabm
childhood memory, used to go to a belfast pub, the shaftsbury inn, they had a painting above the bar called"a bird's eye view of a pigs arse by moonlight"
always got abbreviated in there
edit/ checked about 12 mths ago and it's still there, moved to side wall by door now
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# only in belfast
eh
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yes!
are you preparing your nuptials?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha!
let me meet him first, eh? ;)
yes we are!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:30, archived)
# No Hands kidnapped and sold into slavery by Bill Gates

I'm sure someone must have noticed this before...
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# cool!
you can get a cat too?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Hey!
I have that kittie on my Word help icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Say no
to No Hands' unlawful detainment!
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# But I
like him!
he purrs at me n such.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:27, archived)
# No, switch it off!!
It is an evil!!


Still, arfness.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Freeeeeeeeee
No Hands!
/Tune: Free Nelson Mandela
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Let's see what's happening...
in the Gallery...
(WaldoMcFroog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# he looks like Terry Gilliam
there
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# true
=)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# he does doesn't he
are they related?

I demand that we be told!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# no
they are not
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# wasn't talking to you
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)
# and I was giving the answer to just Fnord
not you..... farty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I does do be
liking that pick-yer!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Polar bears are very competitive animals...
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# woo
i likes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# too many good images
not enough threads
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# hehehe!
have you made any crap pics, ever?
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# yeah,
made one yesterday =)

www.b3ta.com/board/1541006
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# hmm...
guess I just don't have it in me then. Sorry =(
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# it's murder on the dancefloor
so you'd better cover your nose.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Well
done!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:22, archived)
# gonna hijack my own thread for a sec here...
I had an idea that I wanted to make a Titmouse, but while scrounging google for the pics, I discovered that some asshole had already beaten me to it. C'est la vie!

digitalart.artsci.unr.edu/Art%20Web/Digital%20Media/DELAPPE/Mouse/Nipple%20Mouse%20/Nipple%20Mouse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# when hummus fails you,
fall back on pointless immaturity.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes
give that an fp.

or is that TOO generous.

have a woo at least
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Hooray for poo


/repost
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I saw white dog poo in Greece
and have concluded that it goes that colour in the sun. In England we now clear it up before it has a chance to bake (that and the lack of sun).
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
baked poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# 57 Varieties.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# As I understand it ...
... it's all down to some dodgy additive which used to be put into dog food. The UK has banned it but I guess other countries still use it.

I'm sure the internet knows best though.

EDIT: So far the internet thinks that it had something to do with bone-meal in dog food (not so 'dodgy' really).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# that's what I've heard
though that doesn't mean we weren't both lied to.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Nope
its because dogs of the 70's used to be fed more bones, wheras now they're all as soft as shite, and eat Caesar.
(MrMessiah, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# that's mingin'!!
I feel obliged to woo, though
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# PRANKED!
Does this work for people?

Oh... It IS safe for work!

www.dogbomb.co.uk/more2/hey_you.jpg

[edit] I think it might be an IE thing...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Yes,
it works.

*black eye*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# didn't here
cd drive not plugged in
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# well...
that would kinda fox it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# vbscript
completely an ie thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# ello tef
i'm getting there with that network device... now if only i could get it to register that the thing exists :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# hello
hmm.

you have msn then?

have you tried checking/running

dmesg

for a message to say it's been recognized?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# oh no no no... i'm in windowsat the mo
the drivers and all are installed... just doesn't find the device on bootup
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# no
it says:
The image “www.dogbomb.co.uk/more2/hey_you.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
I do use mozilla, if that matters
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Netscape
Mozilla?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Mozilla shares most of the same codebase as netscape
but looks and feels a lot nicer IMO.

IIRC they are not quite the same thing.

I use Mozilla or Konqueror (KDE) - which just says that it's a bad image.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# only works for
ie.. i use opera and it dont use that... tink its a vbscripr or whatever its called
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# aAAAAAAAGHH
scary shit!
(grampski, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
#
The image “www.dogbomb.co.uk/more2/hey_you.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Mozilla
Netscape?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# mozilla
= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
End If

(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Nice.
I'll try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# hehehe
pasted your code.

to be hoenst you could get it to work in mozilla.

but here is something fun: unpatched ie vunerabilties :)
www.pivx.com/larholm/unpatched/
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# no, sorry
then again, i have a slot DVD drive, so you can't open it

/edit - tried again and it ejected my zip drive. now thats just spazzed
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Slot DVD?!
That's freaking AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I am suspicious...
...If they can do that, what else can they do...
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Arf!
I clicked! *slap*
It did work, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# No
'cos I've only got windows media player 6.4 installed and that script instantiates v7 by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Nope
not in IE for me...have a cd drive as d:/ and a slot as e:/
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe
the trick isn`t funny (someone posted it before), but the picture of the clown is! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# You know the weird thing
I clicked that and was going to change CD while it loaded...THANKS:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Nope
didn't work here.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# not for me
but then again my laptop is in my drawer
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# that must
make it awfully difficult to sit down
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# no, that's just my piles
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)
# fuck
I thought you were sitting on a spacehopper
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# got pic
but c.d remaiins disappointingly closed/ shame
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Oi Dogbomb...
Did you know your site is featured in this weeks Dutch TV guide ?

Cos it is mate..

Want a scan ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# AGAIN???
They must love me!

Yes please! Scan would be fabby!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Again indeed !
They called you their FRIEND !

Email ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# dogbomb
at dogbomb
dot co dot uk
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# wooo
even I'd be interested in seeing that:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# It's in Dutch...
Dutchbird could translate...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# i have a slot loading CD rom

reminds me of the coca cola free thing that went round. free coca cola drinks holder for your pc.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Nice piccy
but he didn't open my cd rom.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)
# That because
he is an EVIL LYING CLOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Meanwhile down at the swimming pool

Life on the street 1
Life on the street 2
Life on the street 3
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOO
Crash Simulator demo!
Just having a little play, not made anything yet but looks damn good...

[edit]shower of bastards, you cant make new simulations booooooo
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# indeed
why are you at a loss, yak?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# somones made a few anims using that
i think, one of nohands coming off his bike
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# The new Power Mac G5

(tommyand, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)
# ARGH
too many new pics to woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# ahh
so THAT'S what that trundling noise was in my old Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Yes!
Take that, you Dirty Macintosh people!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Tears in my eyes!
That's brilliant and about to be nicked!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Cool!
Sometimes I think that is how mine is run.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Woo to that!
And, because I missed the meme, and somebody beat me to it (but I'd spent time making it) a little threadjack:
Lookin' for adventure

Take whatever comes my way.
Hope that's not too naughty.
(michael_k_vegfruit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# it's lovely
he goes well with that bike. It's all colour co-ordinated.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# beast
beast
(Chunk Mcfunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)
# feast
feast
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)
# least
least
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# bandwagon
bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# greased
greased
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# spunkdribbling
fucknugget..................no wait.................hang on.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# creased
creased
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# priest
priest
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# my bloody chair
my bloody chair
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I
love Feasts.......first I bite all the chocolate coating off , then eat all the ice cream , leaving all of the solid choccy centre in tact.
Not had one in years
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# They made the chocolate bit inside smaller
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# they
did as well , when they first came out it were hooooge !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# knob
knob
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# the fear
the fear
the fear
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# waste
waste
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# You'll be dying to get your hands on...
(WaldoMcFroog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)
# its funny
but did you make it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Yes...
With my own two stubby nubs of arms.
(WaldoMcFroog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# In which case I'll give you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Why
thank you!
(WaldoMcFroog, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Outrageous!
LMFAO!

WOOYAY!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# some would prefer
killer tits...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# am I being rude?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
#





no more than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# phew
Just checking that I was keeping down my standards.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Life on the street 3
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)
# That's beautiful
The cleanest bus shelter ever. No humans or rubbish. It's not in UK.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# got a little helper in the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Little men
Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! fuz_kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# awwwww....
I want one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# simple - just click on
www.bonsaiworkmen.com
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I hate you.
I SO wanted that to be true!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I got sent bonsiakitten thus morning
he was relieved when I pointed out that it wasn't real and emailed all his friends to tell them. bless.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# speaking of which
did your snopes is a con email ever do anything?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
class!

Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)
# az a fellow cumbrian exile
would you be up for a bt3an camping trip/pissup
just an idea a.t.m
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i've got a shit load on soon
Next month I'm in Edinburgh then leeds...the month after I'll be paying people back for monies lent...dunno about the month after though:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# shameless plug for mate's band potatychop mash.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)
# i used to live in kentish town
100%fact
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)
# i have feet
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)
# awww, i'm touched.
a little worried by the naked man, but touched. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)
# what strange genitalia
he has
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Strange, and
somehow disturbing ...
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# like an oversized
clit
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I made the winky and the
ball bag the same size, thats the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# hee hee
winky.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# thanks
i feel ill now
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)
# and the moral of the story...


beware of translucent bulls
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)
# haha!
Let that be a warning to you all!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)
# that
gotta
sting

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Hello Eater!
WooYayHoupla!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# ello badger
i havn't been around for a while... still R&J-ing?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Aye
clicky

Where you been?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# celebrating my post examination freedomness
and getting fit :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

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