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Has anyone been to the South Pole? Does the internet give a distorted and vaguely anthropocentric impression that they are all rampant penguin-rapists with no sense of sexual decency?

Or are they all rampant penguin-rapists with no sense of sexual decency?
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience (a while ago now)
the majority of seals over, say, 3, are what you said. I met two or three exceptions to this - lovely older seals who were very sensitive lovers.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine there's not much else to do

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like Luton
But with Pingu.
Pingu with too much make up.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stevenage

Stevenage is beyond shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anything with Steven in the name is.
Like people called "Steven" for example.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
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If I could "gift" pints via the internet, you would have been gifted. Fucking lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
That seems like an interesting business idea
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post work there
Can confirm most seals are cunts, but they are very photogenic.
Pro tip, if your hungry and only have Emperor Penguins the easiest way to will them is to push them over and sit on their face until they suffocate.
 (tichy, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:55, , Reply)