The Cheap Friend
I made this!
Every social circle has one, so we decided to make a sketch about such delightful individuals.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
damnit, just realised that jams said forewarned
...not forwarded. Thought it didn't make sense. Pah, I blame it on my missing my b3taday yesterday /grumps
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:13,
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Just ninja edit to backwarned
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:30,
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I went out with a couple of guys from work
last week. One wasn't drinking, and skipped a starter and just went for a cheap main. I had a few drinks and a starter and main. The other bloke had three or four drinks, a starter, a giant steak, and a side.
Naturally, it was number 3 who quite seriously suggested we just split the bill. He was told to get fucked.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:10, Reply)
I used to work with someone
who would develop mysterious limps or generally slow down as we approached the bar.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I always hate the
"Oh, I haven't got cash, and it's under a tenner. Can you get it this time?"
Luckily, the touch and go things now make this excuse obsolete.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Get to the door first, hold it open for everyone else
*ahem* I've known people like that
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:45,
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Needs a wrap-up punchline really, don't you think?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 16:52,
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Expecting hilarious come-uppance ending.
Still waiting.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 17:17,
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They were too cheap to pay for it
Maybe you and Fray can collaborate on something
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 18:08,
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I thought it was a Kickstarter meself...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:40,
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The worst type of people in the world, bar none.
Person I work with will come out on a night out, then cry poverty so people will feel sorry for them and buy drinks then when we'd go back to someone's house and we'd all chip in for some coke they'd say "oh I'm not having any" but then as soon as it's getting chopped out they'll be angling for a line and to rub insult into injury they'll wait for someone to be going their way so they can jump a lift in their cab. Needless to say they don't get asked out very often.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 21:33,
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